“Really, Jerry—can I call you Jerry? Yes, I think I will. Really, Jerry, do you think that the world is that simple? You think the Christian devil tromps about the tracks, bargaining for the souls of weak-spined, moon-faced, spoiled man-children? Do you? Do you think the being that had the delusional hubris to try to overthrow the rule of his own omnipotent creator would take five minutes out of his day to push your miserable bag of viscera out of the way of a falling rock? Do you think that the forces that run this universe give ‘two hoots from a barn owl,’ as your paw paw might say, about your worthless soul? Please, Jerry, even if the devil you’re talking about was real, I think we both know he’d be able to carry you off to tarnation with very little effort as is.”
OLD GODS OF APPALACHIA Season 2 Episode 24: Charcoal Suit and All
