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“Damn yo, you all like, crossed a whole motherfuckin ocean! T’s impressive shit!” He gives their head a friendly pat. 

Gamzee nods. “That ain’t a bad idea, we can all harvest em’ make like umbrellas or some shit maybe? We gotta like eat the wood though? For the nutrients? Is that what you sayin’? I got faygo?” He reaches over the side of the island and pulls out a bottle. Clearly he’d stashed this earlier.

Equius flexes one arm, and sticks a leg up in the air. “I could swim several oceans with no trouble.” Before flopping back down. They listen to Gamzee prattle on for a moment, before gasping at the faygo. “How long have you had refreshments for, Gamzee? What else are you hiding from me?!” 

But they soon cross there arms, thinking. “Wood does not have many nutrients that I am aware of. I believe we’d be better off eating the fronds.” 

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“Oh, haha I just all up and remembered that shit was here! You want one homie? I gotcha covered!” He smiled and offed Equius one of the sugary beverages.

“So we gotta all eat the leafs then? But how we gonna like, make shelter an shit if we gotta all use it as our food source too.” He brings a hand to his chin, thinking. “Maybe we could like, catch some fishes outta this here ocean and eat those? Then we ain’t gotta compromise none on shelter.”

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A pEnNy FoR yOuR tHoUgHtS AnD a DoLlAr FoR yOuR sAdNeSs

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iF i tElL bAbY a Nic CaGe MovIe Is BoRiN’ sHe’Ll SuPlEx My AsS oN tHe SpOt.

FuCkIn’ RiP.

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SoRrY i AiN’t BeEn ArOuNd, ThE GiRlFrIeNd HaS bEeN mAkIn A mOtHeRfUcKeR bInGe sOmE mOvIeS WiTh ThIs HuMaN “nIc CaGe” iN eM.

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SoMeTiMeS lIfE iS jUsT rEaL hArD aNd yOu GoTtA fInD aNd FlOp YaSeLf IntO sOmE SaFeTy TiTtIeS 

SaFeTitTy Is AlL uP aNd ReAl ImPoRtAnT.

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“You gotta all swim back with it so you can join me yeah? How was you all gonna make it here without a raft? It be too far to swim to.”

He watches them paddle themself across the sea of multi-colored balls atop the floaty. Stroking his chin when they ask what he’ll do for shelter and looking to the inflatable palm tree that sat to the side of him on the inflatable island.

“Well I got these here palm trees, I’m thinkin they might be useful for somethin?”

“Ah, look, hours later and I have arrived.” They toss their hands up into the air, and let their head rest on Gamzee’s tight, mostly just the horns. Swimming in a ballpit is hard work! 

“Hm, palm trees would make for good shelter, as well as a good nutrient source. Perhaps we should use the fronds for shade.” They smile back to the other, “Smooth sailing.”

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“Damn yo, you all like, crossed a whole motherfuckin ocean! T’s impressive shit!” He gives their head a friendly pat. 

Gamzee nods. “That ain’t a bad idea, we can all harvest em’ make like umbrellas or some shit maybe? We gotta like eat the wood though? For the nutrients? Is that what you sayin’? I got faygo?” He reaches over the side of the island and pulls out a bottle. Clearly he’d stashed this earlier.

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It AiN’t CoUnT aS a PoSt AbOuT bAbY’s TiTs SpEcIfIcAlLy If I aIn’T sPeCiFy ThE aFfOrMeNtIoNeD tItTieS bE hErS rIgHt?

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SoMeTiMeS lIfE iS jUsT rEaL hArD aNd yOu GoTtA fInD aNd FlOp YaSeLf IntO sOmE SaFeTy TiTtIeS 

SaFeTitTy Is AlL uP aNd ReAl ImPoRtAnT.

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HoNk :o)

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SoMeTiMeS i JuSt StArE aT bAbY cAuSe LiKe, FuCk, Y’aLl...ShE’s GoRgEoUs.

ShE dOn’T lIkE iT mUcH tHoUgH hAhAhA.

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I aIn’T aS hApPy On ThE iNsIdE aS I pLaY uP oN tHe OuTsIdE. I aIn’T rEaLlY lIkE iT nOnE, bUt I gOt A LoT oF bItTeR tYpE fEeLiNgS aT mY aNcEsToR.

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I kNoW i AlL aCt  LiKe NoThInG rEaLlY gEtS tO mE..bUt I tHiNk I’d Be ReAl FuCkEd Up If I lOsT yOu. FoR rEaL.

I’m AlWaYs A lItTlE sCaReD oF iT hApPeNiNg. I kNoW i AiN’t LiKe, ThE sMaRtEsT oR tHe BeSt LoOkIn. I’m AfRaId YoU’rE GoNnA gEt SiCk Of My OnLy ReAl SkIlL bEiNg ThAt I’m ReAl PiTiAbLe.

YoU mEaN a LoT mOrE tO mE tHaN i LeT oN.

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My GiRlFrIeNd Is So PrEtTy :o)