Mmmmm FUCK

Im bad at having a tumblr its been SO LONG

[kingpretty]

Me n who

[autumngracy]

This could be us but the US government won't let disabled people marry each other without losing their disability benefits 💕

[escuerzoresucitado]

[queen-sammie]

The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."

[transbian-stoner]

For anyone wondering

Yes I got terminated for this

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[goldenharmony]

"What's up gamers? Today we will be live-streaming my playthrough of Miraculous: Rise of the Sphinx-"

[arcandoria-archived]

crossposting from bsky - glad I stopped using spotify when I did and that I unlinked it from my discord, but still

[ reddit thread | bsky post ]

[carby]

Everything after (and including!) the question mark is the identifier. Destroy it!

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[douherbo]

doodle

and my fav

[moniquill]

[traycakes]

It's not just to have a "do over" that doesn't involve the original cast, it's to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That's just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

[apocalypse-angel]

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those 'ungrateful brats' as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

[ariavar]

[sandtastesgreater]

July 5th, 2025. The day The Muppet Joker croaked.

[just-human-persons]

10 True Things that happened at Dashcon 2 but they get more and more niche and obscure

1. The muppet joker was murdered in cold blood, and then KUNGPOWPENIS’d before the musical group *The Musical Interdudes* sung “am I am man or a muppet” in their memory.

2. There was a knighting and failed insurrection

3. Ball pit piss was sold for two dollars.

4. Dashcon 2 raised $7000 CAD for The Canadian Cancer Society.

5. Two different things were left in the ball pit, a red plastic tooth and a paper sign reading “PISS”.

(Photos missing)

6. There was a child murder hole beneath Dashcon 2 Staff headquarters that spanned the majority of underneath headquarters.

7. Part of the reason there was so many hand written signs around the con was because the Dashcon 2 printer was (trans inclusive) misogynistic and and would only work when operated by one of the guy staff members.

8. The staff held a party a few weeks after the con and drank Mojitos and The Flavour while WAY too many people were in the ball pit.

9. The prizes for the cosplay competition had hand drawn doodles on them from one of the staff.

(Photos missing)

10. Someone tried to sell watches under their coat (supposedly) at the crow exchange and was subsequently banished for their crimes (most definitely).

(Photos missing)

11. Staff members independently convinced the muppet joker to consume mustard on cheese pizza as his last meal (MUSTARD CULT REIGN SUPREME).

[chaosmakeththeman]

I love dashcon 2 it's like an alternative relaivty where dashcon worked the first time

[utasau]

HE FUCKING DIED

[popsunner]

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[unashamedly-pratchett]

[arahir]

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[markodragic]

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

[markodragic]