mal online

aka pegmaster1989 he/it + any neos ഒ 15y/o white tboy grotesquely multifandom, chronically horny, mentally rat

[miraistic]

welcome to my debaucherous cave

hi im malachite im a perverted chronically online teen boy with potent autism. i do digital art with a focus on character design and i have a passion for fucked up men and weird women, but most of this blog is me being horny or trying to do virtual standup

i have a confusing list of fandoms that i routinely cycle through to keep my autistic brain fungus happy, do not follow me if you only wanna see art cause you will be bombarded with obscene posts about my fictional man of the week

i have a very pretty cat named mona, and a thing named pocky who is some kind of escaped lab experiment that the shelter said was a cat but i know hes not. their tags are "princess morpy morp" for mona and "my son that i hate" for pocky, i post about them a lot so theyre contained to their own tags

warnings for the newcomers: i hornypost a lot and sometimes i post about my family, which isnt great. i also do a lot of complaining which i try to cut down on, but it is still a part of my presence on here

website not in progress i have given up for the time being

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[miraistic]

siphonophore anthros whose zooids are all capable of talking so whenever they stub their toe the resulting yell sounds like a crowd of people all shouting FUCK at the same time

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[pangur-and-grim]

[toskarin]

[miraistic]

cock shame longjing vs pussy facing the world xiaolongbao

[miraistic]

i need to stop making posts about storms in my area and then going silent for hours on end, but also in my defense i woke up at 9 am today just to witness my mom nearly getting us in a car crash and im tired

[miraistic]

this storm has me tweaking the fuck out yall i havent been this paranoid in a while

[miraistic]

now that xiaolongbao has been released im gonna stop being nice about it and say that i Want him riding longjing bareback uncensored 4k ultra hd no cuts

[aurpiment]

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

[miraistic]

those pics of leopard seals opening their mouths at penguins always just look like the leopard seal is shouting at the penguin

[miraistic]

the harder better faster stronger sample in pain is good got claimed and now we all suffer

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm having split feelings about the manga Homunculus, because on the one hand, having people appear as distorted monsters that represent their repressed trauma is very cool and visually well executed, but on the other hand, there's only so many times I can watch the main character eat his own cum.

[baradragon]

[pangur-and-grim]

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

[miraistic]

hiveswap act 3 needs to release only so i can cosplay shyshark because shes my exact height

[miraistic]

i earnestly think the worst sin of modern scene revival music is that it tries to make scene music actually good by the standards of a normal person, which is damnable heresy worthy of eleventy million years in jail