[theelderscrotess]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

You are so sexy can I do your taxes for you

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

Tom Nook ASMR

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Who’s Tom Nook? A delicious little bimbo looking for a wild ride ? Direct Message me.

[sexhaver]

[fullmetalfisting]

Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???” And someone replied, “she loves you, dumbass”

[oatmealbrain]

[fuks]

[worldfastcararchived]

omfg

[catchymemes]

[mango-habanero-autism-deactivat]

Also maybe it’s just me but I think getting hung up about “public nudity” at pride in a time and age when most trans people are too afraid of violence to go to a fucking swimming pool or a public beach because of shrill screeching about their bodies being inappropriate for children to see is seriously misplaced, if not downright malicious. 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

[mirand0nt]

Currently sitting in an ice cold bath smoking an al Capone and thinking of every time he hurt me

[mirand0nt]

One time a man that I loved cheated on me with a girl we worked with and she walked in on us fighting before I knew and handed me a tissue because I was crying and told me it was ok and like that’s where my anger comes from

[shartpostgenerator]

[unclefather]

this hoe said puppetry 

[mirand0nt]

I used to carry a picture of a guy I loved around in my purse because it was a picture he had taken with my camera and hid in my car for me to find when I got off of work and it was so sweet and it brought me so much comfort to look at it and a few weeks ago I burned it outside of my therapists office and it hit me yesterday that I don’t have it anymore and won’t be getting another one and like that’s devastating

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[theawesomeadventurer]

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[christophertrees]

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

[veinseer]

I am not allowed to have a portal gun bc then I would suck my own dick and become too powerful

[mysharona1987]

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

reblog if you want to join the coven