Out of Context Discord Starter Sentences Part 2
part 1 can be found here!
Sometimes people are silly. Adjusted for RP use. Fix as needed for who you're sending it to. Remember to specify the muse for multimuses! Has slightly suggestive wordings in this one.
"JOIN ME IN REJECTING THE TYRANNY OF PANTS!"
"It's explicit handholding. No, seriously."
"I stole all the fries. They belong to me. My fries now."
"GIVE ME WHO I AM LOOKING FOR! DAMMIT! ....bitch."
"No, I'm the Uber Driver for a bunch of puppets."
"Sometimes you just get passionately stabbed by your significant other. It's fine!"
"One: Y'all are insane. Two: I need caffeine to deal with y'all."
"Confirmed. Scientist isn't human."
"Lock me up I guess, then. A hug? For a friend? Wholly inappropriate."
"Mom said it was my turn on the xbox."
"Did you fucking uwu me? I hate you."
"Fuck off, you're the tank."
"Forever was a very short amount of time!"
"Give me your hammer. I’m turning you into Thor."
"If you want attention, just tell me! I'll pet you like a cat or something."
"I hold [name] very gently... to use them as a tennis ball."
"If I kill all the Paissas, there won't be enough to inspire a Paissa House."
"You don't just represent yourselves, you represent all of us! And we don't want everyone to think we're a bunch of bloodthirsty psychopaths!"
"I forgot a word. A singular letter."
"Why am I fighting fucking chickens, what the fuck?"
"I have the light on in the room, I come out here and it's "Fuck You" levels of bright."
"Quick! Give me the Rocket Launcher!"
"Oh, I'm dead! I'm gonna go get my pot pie."
"I just sneezed my brains out nothing serious."
"Okay-- WAIT THAT IS SERIOUS, WHAT THE FUCK-"
"Sir, you could've used your Ultimate. But you didn't. GET FUCKED."
"I'm going to sophisticate this paintbrush on their face!"
"And it's called The Rizzlord."
"I don't have a brain, I have a hamster on a wheel."
"Be the difference! Be the 'no'!"
"If they ask what's in your pants, just say a knife."
"It should've been you, [random character name]! How could you???"
"Congrats, you have a body and the maintenance light came on."
"Fiiine. I'll have normal fucking Charisma, I guess."
"I'D NEVER DO MY TAXES IF IT MEANT AN ARMY OF WOMEN WOULD COME AFTER ME!!!!"
"You didn't come in here to fuck around and find out?"
"It looks Canadian enough."
"LISTEN! WHEN A MAN WITH A LOW NECKLINE STARTS FLIPPING TABLES IN RIGHTEOUS ANGER-"
"Hey! I don't need a babysitter just for going to the store!"
"Now you can't indiscriminately murder them."
"[Name] knows their [Name] crimes."
"I'm still buying the Beetle."
"No, I'm taking off my glasses, can't witness shit."
"My closet door is on my left. Who would be knocking?"
"The person you stuck in there?"
"How do you know I have a person stuck in there?"
