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🙏🏼

[rubber-dick]

[uptional]

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[errrrkkk]

[6lacksoul]

[weavemama]

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!

[stability]

[funnyjoke]

[feministism]

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

[miiriya]

[alicenmaryjane2016]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude towards what happens to you. And in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you.”

— Brian Tracy

[classysassyrepublican-deactivat]

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

[westtlee]

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”

[luckylucydev]

[highmami]

When Cardi B said “I gave you more than I gave myself. So loyal to you that I betrayed myself.” My chest hurts.