‘ It IS possible to kill someone with just your thighs. ‘
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@mirroredstexl
‘ It IS possible to kill someone with just your thighs. ‘
{ Random Sentence Meme }
"Ahhh... I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.."
"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
"How about never? Is never good for you?"
"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me."
"I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
"I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.."
"I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
"It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying."
"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit."
"I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid."
"You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers."
"I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn."
"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."
"I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you."
"Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view."
"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."
"Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."
"What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?"
"I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."
"It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off."
"Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."
"No, my powers can only be used for good."
"You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication."
"Who me? I just wander from room to room."
xcelcstial;
|| ★ “Common sense is a rare commodity these days.”
‘ An unfortunate truth. One wouldn’t be too far off assuming that people are losing brain cells at this rate. ‘
‘ You’d THINK common sense would be found here. ‘
Knightwalker’s style in a modern verse is totally long sleeved crop tops and stressed jeans with boots
okay just a bit of a heads up, this coming week & next couple of months are gonna be kinda hectic for me??? I have to be back in Colorado for something in the beginning of April, and then there’s a family reunion towards the end of April/start of May & then there’s a BBQ thing for my dad during that month and sometime between late May and July, I may go to California with my Aunt idk yet I'm indecisive/small>
for this month it’s just a lot of spring cleaning of everything and anything.
Send 💋 to kiss my muse on the cheek
erza knightwalker is the type in friendships if she ever HAD FRIENDS
who would punch you in the arm in a friendly way but end up punching too hard so there would a big and nasty bruise and she shrugs and goes ‘oops?’ like what am i not supposed to punch my friends
apologzie for something in a very awkward and uncomfortable way. can’t full say she’s sorry, lots of unsure facial expressions, will end up eventually just awkardly patting you on the shoulder
erza comforting sad friends more like this
TAKES GAMES WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. ‘erza not everything is a competition’ ‘yes it is -cue survivor music- ‘
trying to have a deep conversation with her ends up with her getting pretty dark and thus said friend is kinda terriffied
someone threatens said friend and automatically ‘do you want to kill them’ ‘no’ do you want ME to kill them??’ ‘NO’
‘ i’m not saying we send assassins, but the RUMOR of assassins...’
erza knightwalker and friendship more like she tries so hard and didn’t get very far
mini-musings:
describe your muse as shittily as possible in the tags.
그레이스 (GRACE) - Zombie High
first of all, why isn’t Knightwalker buff af because using spears is tough when i was a kid me and my brother would battle with these long as hell wooden sticks kinda like spears and it WASN’T EASY so why do i not see knightwalker with Muscle Definition ™
also she is totally an expert in wrestling do you see those moves she used the girl could dropkick and body slam you like it’s nothing more than lifting a feather wtf is this
Her face was one he’d never forget. It was the last face he looked upon before his departure to seven years of solitude. From that resolute look in her eye to her warrior spirit, he knew all too well. Macbeth thought it was very unusual that these same features existed on that of another. Despite the story his eyes told him, he wasn’t quite convinced that she was her.
❛ … Erza–– ?❜
( @mirroredstexl / ♥’d for a starter )
It was inevitable, to be expected and never a surprise. in the beginning, it was an annoyance that soon faded to indifference. yes, she was Erza, but not the one he knew, not the one many people knew save for a select few. she did, however, make sure there was subtle differences in the way she carried herself, in her looks and manner of speaking. Erza could see the questioning look in his eyes and that saved her some trouble. at least he didn’t automatically ASSUME she was Scarlet.
‘ Not quite. ‘
@mirroredstexl liked a startercall
✿ - A small figure floated around wistfully, a pair of translucent green wings adorned the back of the tiny faerie. The wings had strange proportions, being too big for a butterfly but too small to be the wings of a bird, the wings of a fae were almost unmistakable. This tiny faerie however, was lost beyond belief in a location she had never visited before. So she drifted downward beside a competent looking figure and spoke softly. “Hi there, could you tell me where I am?”
when she heard the voice, erza expected to see someone standing in front of her, or to hear the sound of approaching footsteps. instead, she was greeted by a tiny...floating....thing. eyebrows knit together in confusion, head tilting to the side in observation as it floated. she heard the inquiry, the politeness of it’s voice, but only a few words came to mind.
‘ What the hell are you? ‘
<Starter> @mirroredstexl
“Am I….. supposed to be… intimidated?” Perhaps she was wrong. Perhaps she was reading too much into the other woman’s stare. She wasn’t very good at reading another’s body language… But that still didn’t stop the feeling she had.
Maybe she was feeling intimidated after all.
“That wont do you much good.”
‘ I’m not the type to waste time intimidating someone. ‘
she could care less whether or not her stature or expression casued others to hesitate or falter in their endeavor. for her, actions spoke louder than words or emotions-- regardless of whoever it may be in front of her.
‘ What’s your name? ‘
"The monster just wants a hug."
a meme i completely forgot the name to
‘ The monster can kiss my ass. ‘
“I’m here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part’s less difficult.”
dragon age inquisition
oh no, another male with a big ego and a goal that MANY have failed at. lovely.
‘ You will have difficulties on both fronts, if I’m to be honest. Specifically, the ‘dashing’ part. ‘