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“You should come back with me to London sometime, you don’t get more fuckin’ fun than getting drunk and messin’ with American tourists, let me tell ya. Though I suppose I’m a tourist here now, aren’t I? Fuck.” Maybe that was why everyone was calling her about their pest problems. Elsa’s pranks on the Yankees that had passed through her city was finally catching up to her. She grinned at the guy, trying to imagine what that would’ve looked like. “I’m assumin’ you got the ice cream makin’ thing down now? Everybody needs a little bit o’ practice, no shame in that.”
Elsa caught on the hesitation on Frederick’s face. She was more than aware of the fact that her profession often garnered a similar response. It had only become normal to her because of her family history, after all.
“I’ve fought a Yeti, kinda in the ballpark, eh?” she replied. “Why? You got a monster in the freezer you’re hidin’ from me? Don’t hold back now, ice-cube. I’m more than ready for some excitement, New York’s been boring as hell since I’ve got here.” She paused for a second. “Wait a minute, buddy. That sounded a helluva lot like a Frozen reference. You’re lucky you’ve already bribed me with ice cream, or I’d fight you for that.”
She watched with a small smile as he went behind the counter, getting ready to serve her. She couldn’t deny that she was looking forward to a treat; after all, business lately had been tough, and she’d go without food herself if it meant taking care of her mother and little brother. Her smile wavered a little as she spoke, but it remained on her face, albeit a little more strained.
“It’s fuckin’ tough enough, I’ll admit that,” she said, propping her head up against her hand. “But I have people relyin’ on me back home. Can’t let them down now, not with everything they’ve done for me, ya know? What about you, got anyone you can rely on?”
“I think I’d like that. But.. not anytime soon. As much as I miss home, there’s a great deal of painful memories.” he said quietly. True his brothers death and betrayal had opened his eyes to what he now needed, but it had been an incredibly hard lesson to learn. “Well, I suppose technically you’re a tourist and I’m an immigrant. Neither of us is widely popular it seems.” he said, a slight chuckle to his quiet voice. He nodded slowly, “Oh yes, I can confidently say my ice cream is the best in New York. Many people have called it magical.”
He had come to New York to find exceptional people, he’d never expected to find an exception person who was from the same country he'd left. It struck him as one of those funny twists of fate.
“A yeti?” he asked, eyes going a little wide, “I suppose it’s of a similar ilk.” he said after a moment, “Oh no, no freezer monsters, just two magic mirrors.” he deadpanned. The funniest part of that sentence was that he’d just told her the truth, not that he imagined it would be taken seriously. “Hmm?” he asked slyly, “Oh, well I suppose it was.” he grinned, “I always bribe in advance, it’s the safest way.”
His smile remained in place as he finished tying his apron and grabbed his scoop. He did enjoy this little business, after all he wouldn’t have chosen it for a cover if he didn’t. He didn’t care for ordinary folk, they were beneath him and his goals. But after years of hiding and eventually being vilified, it was a change to have such a positive cover and be smiled at more often.
“Anything worth having is difficult come by and even harder to keep.” he said softly. He nodded when she spoke but paused at her question, going still for a moment before shaking his head, “No... No, it’s just me.” For now at least, “But I’m managing.” he added quietly, “Which flavour would you like?”












