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[mirrorwingrpmemes]

Send in “Get to da choppah!!”for my muse to be flying into a rage over something.

[mirrorwingrpmemes]

Send in ‘Gizmo’ + and a shoddy as seen on TV product to see my muse’s reaction and try to use said item.

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Send to get a kiss from my muse!

Add 👀 to give my muse the kiss, instead.

Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 🖤 for a neck kiss Send 💚 for a familial kiss Send 💙 for an accidental kiss Send 💜 for a platonic kiss Send 💛 for hand kiss Send 💝 for a a kiss on the forehead  Send 💞 for a dip kiss Send 💓 for a cheek kiss Send 💟 for a kiss on a wound Send 💔 for a bite on the lip Send 💘 for a kiss goodbye Send 💗 for a good morning or goodnight kiss Send 💕for a deep, passionate kiss Send ❣️ for a kiss that conveys an emotion Send 💖 for an anniversary Send 😍 for a kiss in greeting Send 🤜 for a punch in the kisser Send 🍝 for a food-based kiss Send 💋 for a kiss of the receiver’s choice

[vhsmeme]

* soft family things

‘ i love you so, so much. ’

‘ stop putting your head down in my house. you know my rule. it’s all love and all pride in this house. ’

‘ lost things have a way of turning up. ’

‘ watch your mouth. ’

‘ not so fast. you still have some vegetables left. ’

‘ very funny. ’

‘ i think you’re due for a haircut. ’

‘ come on. bedtime. ’

‘ and when were you going to tell me? ’

‘ i’m glad you came into my life. ’

‘ you were talking in your sleep. ’

‘ come here. i’ll fix it. ’

‘ this show sucks. ’

‘ mom/dad, can we go home now? ’

‘ you forgot something. ’

‘ can we stay like this for a little while? it’s nice. ’

‘ hot chocolate helps. and good company. ’

‘ you’ll feel better once you take your medicine and have a nap. ’

‘ close your eyes. it’s a surprise. ’

‘ it’s good to have you home. ’

‘ i’m not angry with you, just disappointed. ’

‘ your shoe’s untied. ’

‘ i missed this. ’

‘ hey, hey. sit down. deep breaths. ’

‘ will you tuck me in? ’

‘ go to your room and stay there until you’ve calmed down. ’

‘ i heard crying. i got worried. ’

‘ don’t use that tone with me. ’

‘ well, i love you more. ’

‘ just focus on my voice. that’s it. you’re okay. we’re okay. ’

‘ this movie is too scary. turn it off. ’

‘ how long have you been sick? ’

‘ don’t play with your food. ’

‘ i’ll stay right here until you fall asleep. ’

‘ don’t even think about going outside without your coat. ’

‘ i’m not asking you, i’m telling you. ’

‘ you can pick the story tonight. ’

‘ everyone needs somebody. we got each other. ’

‘ you call that a hug? ’

‘ i was the same way when i was your age. ’

[rocknmeme]

post - trauma sentence starters  blood, death mention.

“don’t do that. don’t shut me out.” 

“you’ve been crying. i can tell.”

“we need to change those bandages and get some food in you.”

“you want me to rub your back ’til you fall asleep?”

“that was a brave thing you did today.” 

“shh, that’s okay, get everything out.”   

“there’s something on your shirt. you – that’s blood!”

“need some space?”

“you should lay down.”

“there’s nothing wrong with asking for help.” 

“shh, shh. you were having a nightmare.”

“we can talk through the door.” 

“let’s clean you up and get you to bed, okay?”

“you almost died.” 

“i brought you a blanket.”

“you’re home. you’re safe.” 

“i’m worried about you.”

“is everything okay?”

“tell me how to make it better.”

“it’s been a tough few days. how are you holding up?”

“you have to stay awake. come on, give my hand a squeeze.” 

“you’re in the hospital.” 

“think you can make it to the bathroom?”

“no, no. don’t close your eyes.”

[ruadrisresources]

Physical Contact Starters

No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

SOFT

“Your hands are so warm.”

“Ah, that feels good…”

“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”

“Is it okay if I lean on you?”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”

“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”

“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”

“Be gentle with me.”

“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”

“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”

“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”

“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”

“I could kiss you all over.”

“That tickles!”

“Mind washing my back for me?”

“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”

“I love how soft your lips are.”

“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”

“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

ROUGH

“Ow! That fucking hurt!”

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

“You stepped on my foot!”

“Did you do that on purpose?”

“Please be more gentle next time…”

“Don’t squeeze so tight!”

“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”

“Did you just bite me?!”

“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll make you bleed.”

“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”

“Hey!! What was that for?!”

“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”

“You almost knocked me over!”

“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”

“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”

“You broke my nose!”

[bewitchingmemes]

touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞

[mirrorwingrpmemes]

Send in ‘🥚’ to give my muse an egg in this trying time.

[Or just send in multiple to egg my muse.]

[virusinfected-memes]

THREE (3) CHOICES ;

Send an emoji below + three (3) different characters / muses that my muse must pick from! Some choices are considered ns / fw.

💍 - fuck, marry, kill. 💎 - unsex, divorce, revive. 💋 - hug, cuddle, kiss. 💫 - fight, tickle, insult. 🦋 - befriend, adopt, ignore. 🥊 - pinch, slap, punch. ✨ - summon, banish, absorb. 🔗 - handcuff, tie up, pin down. 🦷 - lick, suck, bite. 🗳️ - vote for, vote against, run against. ☕ - get coffee with, go out to dinner with, steal their food. 💤 - sleep with fully clothed, sleep with in underwear, sleep with naked. 💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops. 🚦 - be stuck in an elevator with, be stuck in traffic with, be stuck in the apocalypse with. 🎉 - hang out with, party with, ghost. 🔛 - make love to, have a quickie with, be rough / kinky with. 🍪 - make cookies for, make a five-course meal for, burn all their food. 🔪 - protect, attack, fight side-by-side with. 💬 - SEND IN YOUR OWN THREE OPTIONS NOT LISTED ABOVE!

[blackcatmemes]

Fluff Starters

Change wording as needed.

"I love you."

"You're my favorite dork."

"Can I hug you?"

"Can you give me a hug?"

"I baked cookies."

"Let's make a blanket fort."

"You're so cute."

"Can we sleep in tomorrow?"

"You're warm. My hands are cold. There is an obvious solution here."

"Will you make me waffles, pleeeease?"

"We should take a vacation."

"You are the light of my day."

"Was that sappy?"

"Carry me?"

"Piggyback ride!"

"What is your favorite cake?"

"I missed you."

"You do know I am going to miss you the whole time you are away, right?"

"I'll take care of you."

"Let's just stay here together."

"Your eyes are beautiful."

"I love your hugs, they're so warm."

"You're my favorite person."

"Want to join me for lunch?"

"I adore you."

"Can I get a hug? I kind of need one."

"You look like you need a hug. Maybe tea? Both?"

"Let's just cuddle."

"I would give you the world if I could."

[lilithmemes]

𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒.

these  are  some  of  my  favourite  quotes  i  found  on   pinterest   ,   that  are  either  on  boards  of  mine  or  i’ve  seen  on  friends  their  boards.   feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed.

❛   i  haven’t  met  all  of  me  yet.   ❜ ❛   you  can  forgive  yourself  now.   ❜ ❛   can’t  you  just  leave  me  alone.   ❜ ❛   you’re  really  cute   &   that’s  not  even  the  best  part  about  you.   ❜ ❛   i  wanted  him / her  to  kiss  me.   ❜ ❛   so  ,  good  news  - -   i  saw  a  dog  today.   ❜ ❛   she  didn’t  deserve  death.   i  did  -  i do.   ❜ ❛   i  wish  i  could  just  protect  you  from  everything.   ❜ ❛   you  feel  like  home.   ❜ ❛   i  look  at  you   &   i  just  love  you   &   it  terrifies  me.   it  terrifies  me  what  i  would  do  for  you   ❜ ❛   i’d  probably  still  adore  you  with  your  hands  around  my  neck.   ❜ ❛   no  one  would  hurt  you  again   ,   or  i’d  kill  them.   ❜ ❛   maybe  he  deserves  a  second  chance.   ❜ ❛   people  say  that  i  am  heartless.   ❜ ❛   i  would  destroy  myself  to  fix  you.   ❜ ❛   do  i  disgust  you  ?   ❜ ❛   i  am  not  a  stranger  to  the  dark.   ❜ ❛   i  would  destroy  myself  to  fix  you.   ❜ ❛   what  a  plot  twist  you  were.   ❜ ❛   i  really  just  want  to  lay  with  you   &   hold  you  so  tight   &   make  sure  nothing  bad  happens  to  you  ever  again.   ❜ ❛   you  don’t  know  what  you  got  till  it’s  gone.   ❜ ❛   i’ll  stop  wearing  black   ,   when  they  make  a  darker  colour.   ❜ ❛   i’m  depressed.   i  need  a  cookie.   ❜ ❛   am  i  supposed  to  feel  something  ?.   ❜ ❛   i  wanna  get  in  the  bed   ,   go  to  sleep   &   pretend  this  day  never  happened.   ❜ ❛   i  think  he / she’s  very  lonely.   lonelier  than  he / she  lets  on.   maybe  lonelier  than  he / she  even  realizes.   ❜ ❛   you  are  not  your  father.   ❜ ❛   he / she  is  not  a  villain.  he / she  is  just  a  boy / girl.   ❜ ❛   i  think  i’m  going  to  kiss  you.   ❜ ❛   don’t  give  up  on  me.   ❜ ❛   you  are  enough.   a  thousand  times  enough.   ❜ ❛   do  it  because  they  said  you  couldn’t.   ❜ ❛   you.   it’s  always  you.   ❜ ❛   i  thought  you  were  dead.   ❜

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Age Gap Sentence Starters

Both platonic and romantic options. Adjust pronouns as necessary!

“Why do you want to hang out with an old guy/lady like me?” “Aren’t you a bit too young for this?” “Aren’t you a bit too old for this?” “What can I say? I’m mature for my age.” “You don’t think this is weird? Us hanging out like this?” “Yeah, I admit it: I’ve got a thing for older guys/women.” “Does that make me a cougar/rhino?” “Mm, I do love me some silver fox.” “My friends won’t quit making fun of me for ‘robbing the cradle.’” “I don’t care how young/old you are! It won’t change how I feel about you.” “We’re both legal, consenting adults. What does it matter?” “Wait, you’re HOW old?!” “Jeez, you could be my dad/mom!” “We’re getting some weird looks.” “I think they think you’re some sort of old pervert.” “My parents don’t like us hanging out.” “I don’t get it! We’re not doing anything wrong.” “I never got along with people my own age.” “Nobody cares who you hang out with once you hit 30.” “We just need to hold off until you’re 18.” “You’re way too young for me.” “You’re way too old for me!”

[notstilinski]

Shit I Heard At College!

just a collection of things that I have said, my friends have said or just random shit I’ve heard around campus! change the pronouns and stuff if need be!

“I have eleven followers on Tumblr.”

“I have ten followers. Still more than you.”

“I love pussy, everybody!”

“He’s literally your mans.”

“I’m not kidding, dude! I will pee on you!”

“Baby Yoda is either cute, or he is all hype.”

“The oat gods will reign down on you!”

“I like my cops like I like my wine. Aged.”

“You’re my sleep paralysis demon.”

“She was talking about how she doesn’t think people with celiac are real.”

“He wears an Attack On Titans hoodie and he’s trying to judge me?”

“My style is hobo chic.”

“MOTHMAAAAN!”

“Look what my dumbass bought at Walmart!”

“She can’t hear me because she’s DEAD!”

“I am not a furry!”

“Tony the Tiger’s Twitter has embraced his furry following.”

“Forget about him. Let’s talk about the sexy tigers from Zootopia?”

“No one in this room is straight.”

“Thanks. It’s the depression and anxiety.”

“He was double fishing granola bars.”

“If I was gonna leave my boyfriend for a bee-“

“No I’m going to murder a man.”

“And that’s why I’m scared to ride those elevators.”

“So we’re playing Minecraft in here?”

“Use the penny to pay off your student bill.”

“Gotta make sure there’s no one in there. A flying body definitely would have done the trick.”

“Mama’s got to take her pills!”

“Moral of the story: fuck elderly people!”

[anime-roleplay-promos]

For every 🍻 my muse receives in their inbox, they will make one (1) drunk NSFW post that includes one (1) of their rp partners!

[lady-ishtar-offers-rp-memes]

Send me "Sweet dreams" or 💤 + your muse for my muse to have a dream about yours! Send "Boogeyman" or 😫 for my muse to have a nightmare involving your muse!

Be specific which muse you want me to use for multi-muse blogs!

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Send “Sexy Santa” for my muse to dress up in a sexy Santa, Elf, or Reindeer outfit. Or you can send “Reverse!Sexy Santa” for yours to do so instead and my muse simply reacts!

Alternatively, you can send ‘Gift wrapped’ for my muse to be partially nude and only covering themselves up in gift ribbon rolls. Likewise, you can send “Reverse!Gift wrapped” for your muse to do so instead and my muse simply reacts!