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Firelord Zuko’s chapter in the history books would basically be just a list of all of the buckwild and illegal shit he got away with.
“Was banished at the age of thirteen for speaking out of turn and accidentally challenging his father to a duel.”
“At the age of thirteen, he somehow was able to access all of the Air Nomad temples; without sky bison and prior to the invention of the airship.”
“The Kiyoshi Warriors became the Firelord’s traditional bodyguards after meeting him as a prince in an encounter that led to him burning down their village.”
“He defeated Commander Zhao in an Agni Kai duel at the age of sixteen.”
“It is speculated that he is the Blue Spirit, a vigilante figure known for his agility. Both the Firelord and the Blue Spirit have been known to use Dao swords, a weapon that is very rare, which is why the connection is speculated. If this is true, then that means that the Firelord broke into Commander Zhao’s fort and stole the Avatar from him.”
“At sixteen, Firelord Zuko hired a bounty hunter to find the Avatar, which failed.”
“It is reported that the Firelord can hold his breath for up to 30 minutes after stories of him infiltrating the Northern Water Tribe through a turtleseal diving hole to steal the Avatar. After that, he proceeded to survive in the cold until rescued.”
“It is rumored that he worked in a tea shop in Ba Sing Se while living as a refugee in banishment. Tea shop-goers at Ba Sing ASR’s Jasmine Dragon often speak of a server named Lee, who bears a striking resemblance to the Firelord, but it is unclear whether the fabled Lee from the Tea Shop really exists.”
“According to the Firelord himself, he broke into Lake Laogai unnoticed and freed the Avatar’s pet bison.”
“He aided his sister in killing the Avatar in the crystal catacombs, whereupon he was allowed to return to the fire nation as crown prince.”
“Upon his return to the fire nation, he hired an assassin to kill the 12 year old Avatar whom he wasn’t sure had been actually killed.”
“On the Day of Black Sun, Zuko confronted Firelord Ozai with his swords. When Ozai shot lightning at Zuko, Zuko used lightning redirection (a technique invented by General Iroh) to fire it back at him. He then proceeded to leave the fire nation and join the Avatar, whom he had previously tried to murder.”
“After meeting the Avatar and his friends at the Western Air Temple, Zuko promptly gets rejected from their group. Only after defeating ‘Combustion Man’ (the assassin he sent) is he allowed to join them.”
“Firelord Zuko was among the first group in history to plan to and successfully escape the Boiling Rock Maximim Security Prison by starting a riot, kidnapping the warden, and getting on the gondola. Other escapees include Sokka of the Water Tribe, Hakoda of the Water Tribe, a Kyoshi Warrior named Suki, and Chit Sang.”
“After defeating his sister in an Agni Kai duel, Firelord Zuko ascended to the throne as the Avatar worked to defeat Firelord Ozai. Zuko is responsible for the imprisonment of his father and sister and the end of the 100 Year War.”
Bonus Headcanon;
“While previous Firelords had wished that their imperfections be left out of their royal portraits, Firelord Zuko specifically requested that the burn scar over his left eye be painted with him.”
rip to fire nation students majority of those events happened in less than a year
to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war
roku: my best friend assaulted me as a senior citizen :(
kyoshi: sometimes some murder is OK
kuruk: just punch people that disagree with you
aang: okay i’m starting to think that none of you took this avatar thing seriously
You're not wrong
Aang when he is told he’s the Avatar at age 12: *has a melt down because he understands the seriousness of this function and the consequences his new responsibilities will have on his personal life*
other Avatars at age 16: I’m the avatar? Cool! Hey look it comes with a glowing eyes feature!
claim: zuko is a theatre kid
evidence:
- “they butchered ‘love amongst the dragons’ every year”
- remember when he was playing with the knife iroh gave him and he pretended to get stabbed and dramatically fell on the ground
- perfect impersonation of azula and iroh. you know he practices when he’s alone
- “im never happy”
- HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET ABOUT THE BLUE SPIRIT ????
- when he did one good thing and immediately fell ill like some pneumonic victorian child
Luna moth cleaning his dusty antennae before attempting to woo a female.
Former cop. Just telling the truth here - the good cops who went into the force to help? They don't last long. Joined at 21, wanted to make a good difference. Lived in a town less than 15k people. Mostly domestic disturbance calls, missing pets + kids, wellness checks, so I thought. Peaceful town means you're doing a good job? Nope. If you dont catch criminals you're lazy. Get reamed for being soft. Literally tell you to search out criminals not just find them.Teach you to react first bc (cont.)
(Cont) a split second could mean death. Then teach you how to profile but "we dont profile" wink nudge. So you show up see a man bent over a woman when someone calls, says they heard screaming. React. Guy is raping her. Nope. She was having a seizure. He was her helper. Friend of mine attacked him. Easy mistake when they teach you that. Friends quits bc of guilt. Me? Always got reamed bc I didnt give out enough fucking tickets. Fuck that. "Find curfew breakers. Find lapse insurance." (Cont)
(Cont) I would sit in parking lots running random license plates while all my coworkers ride on people's asses in the middle of the night to trick them into speeding. Its not about upholding the law and arresting criminal. You're a fucking snitch, trying to fin ANY lawbreaker bc you can't be lazy. Then you see some fucked up shit. Little girl goes missing. Find her in a creek, head cracked up on a rock. Animals picked at her for a few days. You get desensitized or you can't do the job. (Cont)
(Cont) so you get numb to screaming and dead bodies and girls crying about boyfriends raping them or you go nuts. Me I thought well this small town they donr have Real Problems so they make me chase down 15 year olds with a cigarette to hand over tobacco tickets. I won't do that so the other guys relentlessly bully me for being a pussy lazy PoS. I go to city with real problems. Same damn thing. "Search for criminals! If you dont find enough you're lazy!" We aren't sitting around til you (cont)
(Cont) til you break the law we are looking for it even if its dumb shit. And then you go someplace big and tell you to look for suspicious things. Blackddues in nice suits are pimps. Black dudes in nice cars are dealers. Black women are crazy and best their boyfriends. Latina lie about being raped to get revenge. That's just how it is. So you say hell no. They eat you alive. If you need therapy you're a pussy. Hostage situation, black dude with knife holding a woman. I talk him down. (Cont)
(Cont) Guy gets arrested. I get pulled into the office and yelled at for NOT shooting him. Saved his life and hers and I got in trouble. Had to file paperwork. Didnt make any friends because they ront trust me. Cops will do drugs on weekends then arrest people for doing the same so they get their "quota" (which wink nudge dont exist). If a cop does something bad and you do the right thing and "rat him out" they will harass you. Found myself relocated when I testified against another cop. (Cont)
(Cont) Go to a different place. Same fucking shit. Cops get paid shit, taught to react first based on assumption, taught to specifically assume racist shit, taught to go OUT of their way to FIND shit, get thrown into an atmosphere of bullying if you dont comply, then get desensitized to shit. If you're a good cop, You won't make it , bc you can't come out of that shit safe. I quit before I was forty. I'm fifty now and work in a mine. Fuck cops.
Ps - former cop - using my niece's tumblr bc she showed me this, which is why I'm using anonymous. Not trying to harass anybody.
Copying anon’s follow up messages above to have the whole story in one place.
Thank you for sharing your experience, anon, and for confirming it -- there are no good cops because good people who become cops either don’t stay cops or don’t stay good people. There’s no other option.
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some pregame dancestor headcanon edits
so i have this silly headcanon that kankri used to be something of a troublemaker delinquent skaterkid , and that he tried out skateboarding for the sole purpose of getting close to latula lmao
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