lads men farting. pure crack lol
i believe he only farts loudly around you lmao. he is probably reading his book, or the reports on his tablet. while you'd be minding your own business peacefully near him.
you just so happened to glance at him when stretching your neck to see him smirking to himself. his crossed leg bouncing slightly as if anticipating something. and then comfortable silence between you two are shortly destroyed when loud BRRRP pierces the living room.
"sweetie! what a loud thunder that was!"
another highlight of his farting habit, he's probably the type to fart before bed too. you'll be lying in bed, ready to drift off when suddenly it sounds like a motorcycle backfiring under the blanket.
you swear the bed fucking vibrates.
"for fuck's sake, sylus!"
i think he farts quiet. usually when you are cuddling and then there's this tiny puff of air radiates off him.
but he'll never admit that he farts.
rafayel doesn't speak, he is still holding you closely like nothing happened. and you can't say anything if he's not saying anything.
"cutie, i don't know what you're talking about. you know i don't fart." he quickly ends your accusation, tucking your tilted head back into his chest.
he farts quiet too, mostly on accident when he can't predict his gassy stomach. but he always acknowledges it. sometimes you don't even hear it but zayne is already apologizing.
he will freeze after he realises he just farted out loud before looking at you to see if you notice it. you probably don't but he's grimacing to himself.
"i believe i just let out a fart and i apologize for disrupting your peace."
he frowns, his expression is sheepish as he waits for you to react. the sight is so adorable you can't help but bark out a laugh.
"it's okay, zayne. it means you have a healthy gut after all."
he sighs, still embarrassed but agrees with you nonetheless to help himself feel better.
farting around you is normal for him. he's loud and proud with it. the first one might be by accident. but caleb senses the next impending farts and readies the both of you.
he makes you listen to him as he farts loudly. "that's the one."
and caleb makes sure to rate each fart he lets out too. "that one's like a solid 8, pips."
"caleb, how do you even rate those? they sound so loud all the same."
"you don't get it. every one of them is unique!"
right, his favorite is when he's plopping down on the couch beside you and a loud gassy noise erupts from his ass unexpectedly. he sighs in relief and satisfaction. "i fart the best around you, i swear."
he farts quiet as well. soft pfft when you're cuddling or in bed. xavier tenses when the two of you make eye contact after he farts.
he's easily flustered too, the tip of his ears reddening when your lips curl upwards.
"i'm so sorry." he splutters at the same time while your body is shaking from laughter.
"ugh." his face seeks your shoulder to bury in as he groans in embarrassment.
"i think it's cute, xav."
"how can farting be cute?"
"you don't think my fart is cute then all this time?"
"your fart is different from mine. you and your fart can do no wrong. everything about you and your fart are lovely and cute, starlight." he huffs weakly as he listens to you laughing harder now.
