Misc.

mishmash of things I like (adult)

[miscalculatedsheep]

never kill yourself there are more things to notice in Hadestown

[miscalculatedsheep]

It is the one year mmmm yeep

[miscalculatedsheep]

Uh huh yeppers

[miscalculatedsheep]

It is the one year mmmm yeep

[miscalculatedsheep]

Is it bad that I just let spiders exist in my house

[miscalculatedsheep]

There's a changing of the guard every day in my entryway

[miscalculatedsheep]

Is it bad that I just let spiders exist in my house

[miscalculatedsheep]

The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry Instagram takeover - 11 April 2026 (Part 1)

[miscalculatedsheep]

The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry Instagram takeover - 11 April 2026 (Part 2)

[miscalculatedsheep]

The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry Instagram takeover - 11 April 2026 (Part 3)

[apolladay]

How many open tabs do you have on your phones browser?

100 or less

101-300

301-500

501-700

701-900

901-1500

1501-2000

2001-3000

More than 3000

How many open tabs do you have on your phones browser?

100 or less

101-300

301-500

501-700

701-900

901-1500

1501-2000

2001-3000

More than 3000

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Voting ended onJun 23

[quietwingsinthesky]

friend is trying to convince me this is a common experience and I do not believe her, so

Do you expect to be paid back if you pay for something for your friend while you’re hanging out? (I.E. a ride, a meal, a trinket.)

Yes, always

Yes, but only if it’s above a limit of money

No, never

I don’t buy things for my friends.

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Voting ended onJun 19

For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?

[miscalculatedsheep]

Is nothing sacred?

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

[miscalculatedsheep]

I am delulu but I think we will get an Australian cast recording. I’m getting vibes.

[trickstersaint]

an aromantic person is someone who (fill in the blank here) // april 10 2024

[greelin]

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

[wizardarchetypes]

No more sleeping with my phone within reach because I was having an extremely vivid dream that I was the victim of some sort of mass-poisoning. the notorious poisoner? "The Centipede Cult." They used a specific type of poison, referred to only by its chemical nomenclature, which I somehow remembered perfectly upon waking. It went: □□ Na({}^{2})

Because that makes sense. Anyway, this poison would submit me to its well-known and much-feared symptom: "17 Day Paralysis" in which you're paralyzed for exactly 17 days and you only chance of survival is to be on full machine support for 17 days.

Just before the medical team intubated me I remembered I have a Zoom meeting with my academic advisor today (I actually do in real life) and I needed to email him to let him know I was the victim of a mass-poisoning and would need to reschedule.

I kept trying to type the "□" symbol in my dream but could not figure out how and gave up.

I woke up in real life to find I'd begun drafting an email in my sleep to my professor in the Gmail app. I was apparently using talk-to-text (I often do because of my hand neuropathy) but speaking in Irish, which talk-to-text never understands, so other than the words in English "poison" and "centipede" the entire email was complete nonsense.

[wizardarchetypes]

I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

[miscalculatedsheep]

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