I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

Lets get weird. Holly. 28. Maryland 

[halloweenskellington]

[ruinedchildhood]

[1eos]

alright somebody add the 'you can excuse racism?' meme

[rubyapologism]

[christopher-bryant]

[blanketfortarchitect]

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

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[halloweenskellington]

[anxietyproblem]

[yesterdaysprint]

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

[acecroft]

On Halloween morning they woke to the delicious smell of baking pumpkin wafting through the corridors. 

                                         🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

[angelicguy]

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

[animalcrossingmemes]

[princezuko]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[topherchris]

[kosmonin]

[ceremonial]

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

The Princess Bride (1987), dir. Rob Reiner

[shiftythrifting]

I’ll have what he’s having