I'm not your protagonist I'm not even my own

She/Her

[waitingforthet]

Cinderella is public domain but Disney might come after me for “bippity boppity.”

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[eccentricecologist]

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

[coffebits]

Happy 40th anniversary! 🌱 have the heroes on a casual subway ride✨ here’s to many more legends!✨

[nick-nellson]

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[theunsinkablemollyholmes]

The hill I’ll die on is this: Margot Robbie is exactly the right person to cast to make this point. It’s the narrator who seems to have missed the real point which is that even when you’re as conventionally beautiful as Margot this world full of capitalism and misogyny conspires to make you feel as though you’re not beautiful enough.

[chillyfeetsteak]

what it’s like walking around with me

[nessa007]

Lizzie/Darcy + YouTube comments PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

[olivelune-deactivated20250929]

gosh darn it.

[astraldemise]

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

[astraldemise]

we need like a scale of unicorn. on one end you have amalthea last unicorn who is the peak of elegant otherworldly unicorns with silver and lavender colours. we need the opposite of that. we need a unicorn who looks like the horse version of a trucker

[astraldemise]

like this

[rcris123]

I GOT YOU!! ✨✨✨

[helaenarts]

Sansa IV ACOK

[katestewartt]

"Bedtime chat is gonna be so short, you won't believe it."

[pinche-aquarius]

Keep up the great work, lads

[mayax81]

[snakebites-and-ink]

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

[sadomarxist]

[june-egbert-official]

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

[attackdogz]

the original tweet is from May this year but there has been an update!!

yay for the Chinese destroying the American insulin industry!!!!

[verins-little-notebook]

[nessa007]

Keira Knightley: [Matthew MacFadyen] is just such a nice man. I think that helps [when someone is your love interest]. I think that helps when you meet somebody [who will potentially be your cast mate] and you think, "Well, you're just lovely." And is also such an amazing actor. So, what fun. Rosamund Pike: And when he can completely mask the niceness and put it under the arrogance and standoffish-ness that Darcy appears to have. And then [you] melt. Oh, so good. Pride & Prejudice (2005) Dir. Joe Wright Matthew Macfadyen for CBS Mornings (2024) Keira Knightley and Rosamund Pike for Vanity Fair (2025)

[space-cookie11]

#no because Matthew overthinking his role as Mr Darcy is EXACTLY what makes him so perfect #he 100% nails that awkward pathetic wet cat who's really just an anxious introvert who's seen too much shit around him (via moonchild-in-blue)

[jess-emurphy]

You're about to die and you're serving face? In this economy?

[jamassacre]

Love them to death ᰔᩚ

[tomundsen-deactivated20250731]

Derry Girls >> "Now, we can't get hold of the headmistress, one... Sister George Michael." "George Michael?"

[ishimaru-suprimacy]

unrelated but i accedently riped of my toenail and now theres blood on my johnny bravo socks 💔💔

[cosmicwolfking]

“We need more male characters showing fear and being scared with realistic human reactions”

You couldn’t even handle him