m i s e r a b l e - beings

[hungwy]

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

[darksouls2-gendercoffin]

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

[miserable-beings]

[miserable-beings]

quickly have become a big fan of your blog

Thanks ✨

[zzzero-percent]

who wanna scamper through the forests w me

[myhairfeelsnice]

The thing that you’re most afraid of has actually already happened to you

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[striders]

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

[gingerbug]

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[ryan-sometimes]

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

[asingularcanadian]

The worst part about being alive is meeting someone and thinking "Yeah I could sink 50 of my best years into a relationship with you" and then not getting to

[asingularcanadian]

do people who live in countries that don't have snow know about the snow silence? When you get a nice big dumping of fresh snow and you step outside into an infinitely harshly contrasted world and there's no sound because the snow absorbs it all? I believe it fits the traditional use of terrific both wonderful and incredible but also causing a great terror.

[vigilantsycamore]

pirate who's worried mermaids are gonna fuck his girlfriends: me fear fish want me women

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[stuckinapril]

the man the myth the mutual who never interacts with you liking one of your posts

[koisher]

*evil laugh* This won't be the last you see of me and my Nefarious Pussy!