This Is Poison

Pick yours

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment 

[herblesbians]

some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta

[brazilshit]

[thegoodvybe]

[mockwa]

[earthdad]

this is what a king looks like

[littleblairwitch]

Bella: I can’t dance

Edward: Well, I could always make you

Carlisle in the kitchen, being forced to listen to his son behaving like a shady serial killer:

[sandandglass]

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[aperiodofsoftness]

[memeculture69]

[cafe-solo]

[warmcottagee]

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

[frottinq]

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

[jewish-tutter]

“I just vote for who my parents vote for” also, is one of the most bone chilling sentences i’ve ever heard

[depressed-and-alone4ever]

[jehovahhthickness]

Lmaooooo

[queenstravelingdarling]

This shouldn’t be so damn funny

[refuzz]

The clock: 10:33 AM

My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

We were raised in, and exist in, a racist society.

Under these conditions: racism isn’t something you simply abstain from. Racism is something you must actively unlearn. 

[ghost-cassette]

And continually self-check for

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

And continually self-check for