let's kill tonight

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[misinformity]

Me Every day: Slay

Me in December: Sleigh

[camaronez]

[nectarinejam]

[tomowendy]

cooking for ur date like

[dehanginggarden-deactivated2018]

I think I found my favourite gif of all time.

[jollyhippo]

rise

[weloveshortvideos]

Dude thought he was home alone cleaning the house..

[gnarlyradicalgroovy]

THIS IS SO CUTE AND HAPPY OMG

[buttalecki]

when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said ”who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said ”no the correct answer is the word sorry" and it was in that moment that i lost my trust in the entire education system

[katsupandmeowstard-deactivated2]

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

[misinformity]

Black Person: I have been followed in stores, called a nigger, stopped and frisked...

Latino/a: I have been told to "go back to my own country", harassed for speaking Spanish, called a wetback...

Asian: I have been called "ching-chong", had people call me submissive, ask me to help them with their tests...

Native-American: Lots of rape against native women, cultural appropriation for days, told I am getting free stuff from the government

White person: One time, a black person called me a cracker. It hurt my feels a lot. Why can't we all just move forward and not see color?

[honeyboo-boochild]

[weloveshortvideos]

breathalyzer test 

[thechubbynerd]

I went straight from completely unamused to wheezing real fucking fast Jesus

[kant-deactivated20190908]

*multiple eye witnesses say the exact same thing*

alright but eye witnesses are usually heavily questioned and biased can we really trust them?

*literally 1 eye witnesses account matches with darren wilsons* 

wow. god bless america. so glad the controversy is over. why are people so angry? this is american justice 

[xelamanrique]

[giannamarie]

[arabellesicardi]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

me in 70 years

[headrubs]

how many elmos must die

[fideliant]

[owlmylove]

i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said “oh, it’s so cute! i love the pom-pom on the top.” and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said “you called this a pom-pom?” and i said yes, that’s what i call them, and he explained that he was still learning english before he touched the hat again and said “pom-pom" in a fascinated voice