miss mcbotty.

"I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm going deaf!"

[fortitudinis]

[v4mp1r3-d0llh34rt]

Girlhood is trying to figure out which fictional man you wanna read a fic abt before bed

[gonzos-humansona]

Do we think the Winchesters vote? Sorry to supernatural post in 2026 but this has been haunting me. We can assume they don't fulfill many civic duties, but they could potentially vote? Like they don't pay taxes bcs they don't even have any income, they just do credit card scams all the time. No fixed address either, where would they even file from? Fixed address problem prevents them from doing jury duty as well.

There's also the fact that they're wanted criminals, but afaik they haven't actually been convicted of anything bcs they keep escaping being arrested. Idk, I have not finished the show, maybe they get convicted of something in future seasons.

So maybe they don't vote in anything local or state-wide, but what's to stop them from pulling over in some town with same-day registration to vote for the president once every 4 years. That would probably be voter fraud, would they get caught? Idk they could just list their address as Bobby's, he's like the one person they know with a normal house. Would their votes get thrown out? Much to consider... And how does this factor in to the alternate timeline where Sarah Palin was the president...

[gonzos-humansona]

early seasons "going to law school" Sam who just wants to do the right thing: Dean this election could be really important! I want to make sure I do what I can to put the country on the right path.

Dean: Voting??? that's gay

Sam: Its not gay Dean, its a civic duty. Look, when I was at Stanford [cut to Dean rolling his eyes and visibly losing interest in the conversation] I met so many people who were trying to save the world. Not like we are, but by doing whatever they could... It made me realize there's more to helping people than killing monsters...

Dean, patronizingly: All that stuff, happening out there- its not real, Sammy. Let the normal people fight over who wins whatever boring "election" is happening. The real threat is right here, in this haunted abandoned evil shantyhouse/mental hospital/sewer!

Sam: You know Dean, evil isn't just in ghosts, or vampires. There are some horrible people out there too. There are monsters in Congress, Dean.

[gonzos-humansona]

Dean *lowering his voice 2 octaves for no reason*: Yeah, well, its not worth the risk. We try to vote, give them our real names, the police could be on us in an instant! Dad never voted. In fact I don't know a single hunter who votes.

Sam: Bobby votes.

Dean, with suspicion and slight disgust: Bobby? You vote?

Bobby: Well of course I vote, you idiots. Morons. I've been living in this town for 25 years you stupid sons of bitches. I'm a goddamn pillar of this community!

[gonzos-humansona]

Dean, warming up to the idea now that an older man he respects admitted to voting in a way he considers to be not gay: Voting, huh....

Sam: So? Are we gonna fill out this ballot or what?

Dean, now realizing that he wants to vote, but having decided that he's actually not allowed to have anything he wants and must therefore deny himself: Well maybe voting is fine for you Bobby, but not us, ok! There are some things you just can't have when you're in this life... Being a hunter- it takes and it takes.... Normal life isn't an option for people like us, Sam. We have to give up certain things: girlfriends, voting... It only makes things harder, puts us in danger! Look, I'm sorry Sammy but that's just the way it is.

Sam, pacifyingly: Ok, Dean, if that's what you think then that's what we'll do. I guess you're right.

They both get in the car and drive away angrily. Dean wonders if anyone noticed how bad he wanted to vote, considers killing himself out of shame, suppresses the thought, and turns on the radio loudly. Sam sighs and looks out the window, wishing he was 18 in time to vote in his freshman year of college, since it has now become clear he'll never vote again, yet another sacrifice made to the hunting lifestyle.

and scene.

[yayxstitch]

[yayxstitch]

I took some of your many suggestions and made it better.

[gaycatastrophe]

[yayxstitch]

You right you right

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[brrybasket]

[kikichoo]

me rn

[lierdumoa]

BTVS was soooooo crazy because joss whedon was like "I'm going to write an incel revenge fantasy where I turn the leather wearing bad boy I was jealous of in high school into a loser cuck! I'm going to literally paralyze him from the waist down so his dick doesn't work and then make him watch his girlfriend make out with a guy taller than him and call that guy daddy in front of him! I'm going to write a million scenes of him getting beat up by girls and even show him having to be rescued by a girl in a princess carry and another scene where he gets tortured by a girl and have mad scientists metaphorically castrate him on a lab table and I'll write a weirdly homoerotic scene in which the boyfriend of the woman he's in love with breaks into his home and shoves him against a wall and impales him with a plastic phallic object" and james marsters was like "sounds hot I can't wait to play this character I'm going to make him look slutty and turned on the entire time" and five million teen girls gays and theys in the viewing audience had the weirdest possible sexual awakening

[gaphic]

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

[gaphic]

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

[apricops]

I think I’ve been reading too much about early modern Europe because I just heard someone go “of course Christians don’t think the communion wafer is actually the body of Christ, it’s a metaphor” and I said out loud “girl no they started wars about this.”

Which is kind of a pedantic thing to say! because absolutely that’s a benign and perfectly reasonable statement in the year 2026 but for a second I felt like there was an absolutely gobsmacked 17th century Austrian priest watching over my shoulder

[buildarocketboys]

When you're googling Google for your Buffy fic to figure out whether the characters would be using Google in the summer of 2000 and then the Wikipedia entry for 'Google (verb)' includes this:

[nic0las-uncaged]

i could blog better than this but i won't

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[catchymemes]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[i-married-the-universe]

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[maybeasunflower]

E.g., Spike in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.