✿ |・ ' I LOVE KITTY CATS ! AREN'T THEY JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE RASCALS ? '
' Hey , Melissa here ! I work for Coven Communications Research & Power ! AKA CCRP , I'm just in the technical department , working as the office manager and right hand assistant to my boss Mr. Davidson ! Pleasure being here ! I can't wait to meet other kitty cat lovers ! ' ✿
︽ Proudest lover of Cats , Obviously ! And a professional HATER of dirty dogs ! — proud member of the kitty-cat club! Shhh...
Keeps rewatching workin boys an ungodly amount , still no henry blog though
Experience with other blogs , not so professional with layouts , however .
✿ THE MUSE + Headcanons
Melissa !
✿ She/they Bisexual ! slightly male leaning .
✿ Hatchetfield's local serial killer , slightly takes reference to "Beneath the trees where nobody sees" .
✿ Pyschosis , caused by childhood trauma . Linked to how she is behind closed doors now .
✿ HEAVILY drawn from Hey , Melissa ! As a source , moreso than other media .
✿ PRO HATER of actual dogs- well..she can sympathize sometimes.. Hating animal cruelty and such, but what she really hates? Is dirty dogs who come out as the culprits, treating them like dirty mutts , who cause their DEATH . ANY creatures death . [14 dogs put down, counting ted. ]
✿ BPD , ADHD , BIPOLAR . (Projecting)
✑ BOUNDARIES
NO NSFW, jokes are fine. Blood/gore/death too. Just no porn or anything? Please?
All are welcome! Hf ocs and rp blogs are encouraged just a little more, however.
Relationships/friendships are absolutely okay! Anything goes aslong as we agree'
questions directed towards possible headcanon reveals are encouraged!
DNI proship, pedos, racists, homophobes, etc.. You get it.
The quite ecstatic cat lady seemed to be crouched next to the pitiful creature, smiling as she oushed her thick-rimmed glasses up.
' hiya , doggy ! I still don't have a name for you yet . . But I'm brainstorming ! Wanna hear 'em ? '
Melissa wasted no time getting straight to business, even if Everett was groggy and freshly coming to. She lightly pushed the werewolf back to the ground and giggled.
'Nope ! You're not well , puppy ! You gotta stay on the floor for a second . ' ✿
Melissa sounded so, so innocent with her words— as slick as running water— yet so sharp to this creature in which she let her malicious tendencies run wild.
' It's okay , doggy ! You're home , now . I'm gonna make sure you have a good life as what you really are . . You're finally free from that heinous disguise too ! ' ✿
There's currently a sharp pain coming from Everett's hands, something that only began creeping on her when she started gaining consciousness again. Melissa contiunued to playfully chortle at the sight before her.
[Confused by the pain in her hands, she looks over at them. Her reaction is immediate as she flings herself in the opposite direction of Melissa, looking at her hands.]
WHAT THE FUCK?!
[She screams at the sight, vision blurring from the sudden movement.]
TW : BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF MUTILATION (AS TOLD IN THE EPISODE "HEY, MELISSA!" )
The crazy cat lady tilted her head, putting a hand to the other's shoulder and reaching for her blazer's pocket with the other as she realized what exactly Everett was reacting to.
' It's okay , puppy ! Your paws are Ay-Okay . I gave them back to you , see ? They're all better ! ' ✿
Everett's hands were currently "mangled", the fingers has crudely been sliced off with piano wire and stitched at the nubs. One could tell it was a long an grueling process which begs the question "How was this one able to sleep through such an action?" especially with the stitching. Both hands were still drenched in blood— Even Melissa's fingers had bloody hints near the nails. Hell, her blazer's cuffs remained especially stained. Something for Later Melissa to clean, really!
Melissa practically lunged towards the other with a reassuring expression plastered on, laughing lightly at the werewolf's pain while figuring out what to do— Her hand just hovering over her pocket while she made her decision.
' Poor kitty . . You're probably all alone . But I can take care of you ! I always wanted a cute little cat like you ! Would you like to come home with me and meet your brothers ? ' ✿
' What are you talking about ? I'm not the type of girl to easily believe anything , silly ! I'm just very . . Observative . I can weed anything out , really ! Like mangy mutts . ' ✿
The quite ecstatic cat lady seemed to be crouched next to the pitiful creature, smiling as she oushed her thick-rimmed glasses up.
' hiya , doggy ! I still don't have a name for you yet . . But I'm brainstorming ! Wanna hear 'em ? '
Melissa wasted no time getting straight to business, even if Everett was groggy and freshly coming to. She lightly pushed the werewolf back to the ground and giggled.
'Nope ! You're not well , puppy ! You gotta stay on the floor for a second . ' ✿
Melissa sounded so, so innocent with her words— as slick as running water— yet so sharp to this creature in which she let her malicious tendencies run wild.
' It's okay , doggy ! You're home , now . I'm gonna make sure you have a good life as what you really are . . You're finally free from that heinous disguise too ! ' ✿
There's currently a sharp pain coming from Everett's hands, something that only began creeping on her when she started gaining consciousness again. Melissa contiunued to playfully chortle at the sight before her.
The quite ecstatic cat lady seemed to be crouched next to the pitiful creature, smiling as she oushed her thick-rimmed glasses up.
' hiya , doggy ! I still don't have a name for you yet . . But I'm brainstorming ! Wanna hear 'em ? '
Melissa wasted no time getting straight to business, even if Everett was groggy and freshly coming to. She lightly pushed the werewolf back to the ground and giggled.
'Nope ! You're not well , puppy ! You gotta stay on the floor for a second . ' ✿
Checking in with everyone because I've been tired and beat lately lol!! And I have summer classes now because mental health over the school year blah blah I'll try to be more active and thanks for being patient if we're in a roleplay or you're urging for me to answer your asks (sorry!!!)
Just remember to send in some asks so I can get waaay productive again, kay guys? Also have a doodle!!
It was a regular day in the CCRP Technical office. Melissa was strolling around, pushing her cart, when she noticed a teenager standing in the doorway of the entrance.
"Hello, uh... Is this the CCRP building?" They ask, holding a few files in their hands.
- @the-curious-adventurer
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(FUCK I FORGOT YOU SENT AN ASK LIKE THIS IN MAY IM SO SORRY)
Melissa was humming as she greeted every worker she passed, strolling with her silver-ish cart— handing important sheets to some and giving word from Mr. Davidson to others. She soon came to a stop near the main doorway, perking up at the sight of the newcomer. They put on their best smile, adjusting their glasses as she pushed her cart to the side of the office and dashed back to greet the stranger.
' Oh , yes ! Yes it is! ! — Do you need help with anything ? - bringing something in ? - OH - or are you a new hire ? ' ✿
She giggled sheepishly while chattering, twirling her hair innocently as she looked to the figure. . Analyzing their figure up and down. She spotted the files and stayed silent for the time being.
Melissa put a hand to her hip, looking back to the surrounding cubicles before snapping back to the conversation.
' Ooooh , I see ! Well - welcome aboard ! Even if you're just an intern , think of this as a home - a family ! Of little kitties taking care of one another . '
She lightly and softly chuckled at her cat mention. They then held their hand out for a handshake, nodding.
' Nice to meet you , Paris ! Oooh , Downtown's nice . . . Mhm - yes , I'm Melissa - the office manager and right hand assistant to one Mr. ken Davidson ! He's a really nice guy - drained . . You'll love 'em - and love your time here ! ' ✿
(Im gonna think about this while rewatching hmb...)
The woman started back towards her cart, gesturing for Paris to follow so they could keep speaking. She loved to captivate newcomers- to keep them in the company's grasp. To see if this one's a real human. Unlike the rest of the workers in the building.
' Mhm ! ! I just love kitty cats soo so so so so much ! They're just the cutest little rascals , don't you think ? ' ✿
She went on a small trailed off rant about cats as she redirected the mail-cart and went back on their little route, giggling all the way.
Mel looked over cubicles and continued handing people necessary items and mail, soon becoming quiet and humming to herself quietly while Paris spoke.
She then butted in, curious.
' Awee , a stray ? It's nice that you took care of it . . . A good thing to do — but . . Why not keep it ? - or find a suitable family . . . No kitty deserves to be outside alone . . No friends or safety - ' ✿
"Hm... Well, I'm actually looking for that cat right now!" Paris smiled. "I think I saw it scurrying around somewhere... Not too sure. I'll probably resume my search after my shift," they shrugged, their hands in their pockets.
' Aaawe ! What a happy turn around ! If you need , I can help out with finding the little guy . . '
She adjusted their glasses and waved to another coworker while they walked. She then became quickly distracted- slowing down near another cubicle. Paul's. She looked longingly before remembering that the other existed and kept moving.
' So , what's with those files in your little ol' hands ? Work related I assume . ' ✿
It was a regular day in the CCRP Technical office. Melissa was strolling around, pushing her cart, when she noticed a teenager standing in the doorway of the entrance.
"Hello, uh... Is this the CCRP building?" They ask, holding a few files in their hands.
- @the-curious-adventurer
☏
(FUCK I FORGOT YOU SENT AN ASK LIKE THIS IN MAY IM SO SORRY)
Melissa was humming as she greeted every worker she passed, strolling with her silver-ish cart— handing important sheets to some and giving word from Mr. Davidson to others. She soon came to a stop near the main doorway, perking up at the sight of the newcomer. They put on their best smile, adjusting their glasses as she pushed her cart to the side of the office and dashed back to greet the stranger.
' Oh , yes ! Yes it is! ! — Do you need help with anything ? - bringing something in ? - OH - or are you a new hire ? ' ✿
She giggled sheepishly while chattering, twirling her hair innocently as she looked to the figure. . Analyzing their figure up and down. She spotted the files and stayed silent for the time being.
Melissa put a hand to her hip, looking back to the surrounding cubicles before snapping back to the conversation.
' Ooooh , I see ! Well - welcome aboard ! Even if you're just an intern , think of this as a home - a family ! Of little kitties taking care of one another . '
She lightly and softly chuckled at her cat mention. They then held their hand out for a handshake, nodding.
' Nice to meet you , Paris ! Oooh , Downtown's nice . . . Mhm - yes , I'm Melissa - the office manager and right hand assistant to one Mr. ken Davidson ! He's a really nice guy - drained . . You'll love 'em - and love your time here ! ' ✿
(Im gonna think about this while rewatching hmb...)
The woman started back towards her cart, gesturing for Paris to follow so they could keep speaking. She loved to captivate newcomers- to keep them in the company's grasp. To see if this one's a real human. Unlike the rest of the workers in the building.
' Mhm ! ! I just love kitty cats soo so so so so much ! They're just the cutest little rascals , don't you think ? ' ✿
She went on a small trailed off rant about cats as she redirected the mail-cart and went back on their little route, giggling all the way.
Mel looked over cubicles and continued handing people necessary items and mail, soon becoming quiet and humming to herself quietly while Paris spoke.
She then butted in, curious.
' Awee , a stray ? It's nice that you took care of it . . . A good thing to do — but . . Why not keep it ? - or find a suitable family . . . No kitty deserves to be outside alone . . No friends or safety - ' ✿
It was a regular day in the CCRP Technical office. Melissa was strolling around, pushing her cart, when she noticed a teenager standing in the doorway of the entrance.
"Hello, uh... Is this the CCRP building?" They ask, holding a few files in their hands.
- @the-curious-adventurer
☏
(FUCK I FORGOT YOU SENT AN ASK LIKE THIS IN MAY IM SO SORRY)
Melissa was humming as she greeted every worker she passed, strolling with her silver-ish cart— handing important sheets to some and giving word from Mr. Davidson to others. She soon came to a stop near the main doorway, perking up at the sight of the newcomer. They put on their best smile, adjusting their glasses as she pushed her cart to the side of the office and dashed back to greet the stranger.
' Oh , yes ! Yes it is! ! — Do you need help with anything ? - bringing something in ? - OH - or are you a new hire ? ' ✿
She giggled sheepishly while chattering, twirling her hair innocently as she looked to the figure. . Analyzing their figure up and down. She spotted the files and stayed silent for the time being.
Melissa put a hand to her hip, looking back to the surrounding cubicles before snapping back to the conversation.
' Ooooh , I see ! Well - welcome aboard ! Even if you're just an intern , think of this as a home - a family ! Of little kitties taking care of one another . '
She lightly and softly chuckled at her cat mention. They then held their hand out for a handshake, nodding.
' Nice to meet you , Paris ! Oooh , Downtown's nice . . . Mhm - yes , I'm Melissa - the office manager and right hand assistant to one Mr. ken Davidson ! He's a really nice guy - drained . . You'll love 'em - and love your time here ! ' ✿
(Im gonna think about this while rewatching hmb...)
The woman started back towards her cart, gesturing for Paris to follow so they could keep speaking. She loved to captivate newcomers- to keep them in the company's grasp. To see if this one's a real human. Unlike the rest of the workers in the building.
' Mhm ! ! I just love kitty cats soo so so so so much ! They're just the cutest little rascals , don't you think ? ' ✿
She went on a small trailed off rant about cats as she redirected the mail-cart and went back on their little route, giggling all the way.
It was a regular day in the CCRP Technical office. Melissa was strolling around, pushing her cart, when she noticed a teenager standing in the doorway of the entrance.
"Hello, uh... Is this the CCRP building?" They ask, holding a few files in their hands.
- @the-curious-adventurer
☏
(FUCK I FORGOT YOU SENT AN ASK LIKE THIS IN MAY IM SO SORRY)
Melissa was humming as she greeted every worker she passed, strolling with her silver-ish cart— handing important sheets to some and giving word from Mr. Davidson to others. She soon came to a stop near the main doorway, perking up at the sight of the newcomer. They put on their best smile, adjusting their glasses as she pushed her cart to the side of the office and dashed back to greet the stranger.
' Oh , yes ! Yes it is! ! — Do you need help with anything ? - bringing something in ? - OH - or are you a new hire ? ' ✿
She giggled sheepishly while chattering, twirling her hair innocently as she looked to the figure. . Analyzing their figure up and down. She spotted the files and stayed silent for the time being.
Melissa put a hand to her hip, looking back to the surrounding cubicles before snapping back to the conversation.
' Ooooh , I see ! Well - welcome aboard ! Even if you're just an intern , think of this as a home - a family ! Of little kitties taking care of one another . '
She lightly and softly chuckled at her cat mention. They then held their hand out for a handshake, nodding.
' Nice to meet you , Paris ! Oooh , Downtown's nice . . . Mhm - yes , I'm Melissa - the office manager and right hand assistant to one Mr. ken Davidson ! He's a really nice guy - drained . . You'll love 'em - and love your time here ! ' ✿
It was a regular day in the CCRP Technical office. Melissa was strolling around, pushing her cart, when she noticed a teenager standing in the doorway of the entrance.
"Hello, uh... Is this the CCRP building?" They ask, holding a few files in their hands.
- @the-curious-adventurer
☏
(FUCK I FORGOT YOU SENT AN ASK LIKE THIS IN MAY IM SO SORRY)
Melissa was humming as she greeted every worker she passed, strolling with her silver-ish cart— handing important sheets to some and giving word from Mr. Davidson to others. She soon came to a stop near the main doorway, perking up at the sight of the newcomer. They put on their best smile, adjusting their glasses as she pushed her cart to the side of the office and dashed back to greet the stranger.
' Oh , yes ! Yes it is! ! — Do you need help with anything ? - bringing something in ? - OH - or are you a new hire ? ' ✿
She giggled sheepishly while chattering, twirling her hair innocently as she looked to the figure. . Analyzing their figure up and down. She spotted the files and stayed silent for the time being.
Melissa, I know you're not a fan of Dogs that much and are more of a cat person. But what other animals do you like? any other critters that stick out to you?
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' Hm . . . I'm glad you pointed out my distaste for . . Dogs . ANYWAYS ! I do have a little teeny tiny interest in . . SABLES ! They're in the weasel family and are realllyyyy cat-like ! Though they . . Bark like . . Mutts - they really are cute to me ! ' ✿
