CrazyLittleMutt

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[stories-by-hails]

For anyone who needs this

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[shogunpenny]

[deliciousjames]

give the priest the suck? (x)

[misschelleybean]

Fleabag has ruined me

[yupthatexists]

[misschelleybean]

Plz. I have a God complex. Sign me tf UP

[misschelleybean]

Vbn

[jasonhorton]

Pass the gravy

[the-one-and-only-allium]

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[theworldsmostevilgayperson]

Frankenstein fleeing from his monster

[joey-wheeler-official]

you are part of the problem plaguing this society.

Only problem plaguing society is people not inhaling my cock and balls and you are the main contributor.

[snorlaxatives]

do you ever just randomly get in the mood to play the sims??? like i’m sitting here at work just minding my own business and my brain is just like “i wish we were playing the sims right now” and i’m like “damn brain… me too”

[misschelleybean]

That's how God decides to fuck shit up here

[catchymemes]

[misschelleybean]

On Dec 17 I'm gonna lose all my followers

[just-shower-thoughts]

People really don’t realize how amazing it is that we have slabs of glass and electricity in our pockets that can talk to other slabs of glass and electricity anywhere in the world.

[sixpenceee]

An example of crown flashes, also called jumping sun dogs. They’re streamers of light above storm clouds that appear to dance and flash, sometimes quite rapidly, looking like search lights or huge light sabers.

They’re almost certainly caused by long ice crystals above the cloud that align themselves with the cloud’s electric field. If you see them from the right angle, they bend (or refract) the sunlight toward you, causing the glow. 

When lightning erupts from the cloud to the ground (or inside the cloud) the electric field changes radically, realigning the ice crystals. When this happens they suddenly bend sunlight in a different direction, causing the glow to shift. (Source)

[misschelleybean]

Naw, that's a space ship

[sixpenceee]

The entire observable universe squeezed into one image by NASA.

[shemlocked-deactivated20210721]

The universe…. our eyes.

[acid-l-1-ck]

Heh what if we’re just a universe in an Alien’s skull disguised as an eyeball?

[sigi0]

[ooceanbreeze-deactivated2014030]

it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

My tears

AWW

[nerdyas-hell-deactivated2018080]

SO FREAKING CUTE!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nothing makes people madder than a logical solution to their emotional problem