fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck

27 f pansexual this blog is here to post and repost random stuff and also help baby bats get into the goth lifestyle. no my boyfriend is not goth. he just likes me dressing like this and he likes halloween.

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noodlefiasco]

[acid-l-1-ck]

Soooo cereal?

[gore-hor]

how are you getting your milk?

minotaur titties?

minotaur cock?

Voting ended onJul 25

[acid-l-1-ck]

[bowlby4]

[progressivepower]

Your thoughts? http://news.usaunify.org/TTYQX8

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[katelyn-danger]

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

[porterdavis]

[writing-prompt-s]

The bad news is that you have been abducted by aliens. The good news is that you've been abducted by the alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, who has decided to make you the subject of an alien nature documentary.

[acid-l-1-ck]

And then here comes my goofy ass handing the aliens a joint and a bowl of ramen

[flankerclinger0a]

@acid-l-1-ck

God damn

[acid-l-1-ck]

Idk what you're talking about......

[porterdavis]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

[hareofhrair-in-a-funny-hat]

[gapingdoubt]

Alright this is the third set of pictures for this couch.

I realized that Tumbler treats a reblog very differently from an original post, At least in terms of tags, So if you want to see me fixing picture 1, Where I fixed a large gash and one of the seat cushions where 1 of the puppies had pulled out to the velvet across the length of the front, Go look up my " the bent needle" tag.

2 is showing the hole. I'm pretty sure that cushion and possibly a button are missing here. The couch is a beautiful tufted? Dark green velvet.

3/4 is showing where I pulled the edges as close as possible to hold in the stuffing. Stuffing was very tempting for puppy to "go back for more".

5 My friend had these lovely patches that I'm sure she purchased on shienmu.... But you get what you can Where you can. I chose one that would cover the repair. I then painstakingly, With a straight upholstery needle, Managed to stitch it in with these little whip stitches that you see here. I did this by Bending in the cushion where the needle needed to go. This is not the first project where I have felt I needed curved needle, but sadly, that is not a thing I own.

6 The very back edge of the patch is actually just tucked in between cushions because I couldn't reach it, But I think it turned out pretty pretty well. And my friend loves the look.

Overall the repairs on this and other sections of the couch took a few days. Not a bad use of time at all.

[porterdavis]

[depsidase]

[porterdavis]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

[coastalqueerlive]

doing what?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i was going to say doing THAT

but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.

sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real

don’t like that

[getgoodloser]

Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN'T fake is the fact that the largest lion's mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.

[getgoodloser]

Here if you'd like to see it:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN

[wolfy8tyu]

damn, the girth on those tendrils tho

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE GIRTH

[snowthesprite]

Idk what the fuck yall talken about but I see jellyfish and by god do I love dem on bread.

Some of my favorite jellyfish (sorry if I go on a tanget and vear off jellyfish)

are the Stygiomedusa gigantea, which I believe is also called the blanket jellyfish, but like dude look up a video of it moving it is chilling and fantastic! This thing is 10 meters long, so not the largest here, but ohohoho look at my love

It is a deep sea jellyfish and is one of the largest invertebrate predators known. However, according to Cambridge, it has been consistently recorded in the twilight and sunlight depth zones down south so do with that what you will :)

If we want to keep going down the large and length category of ocean creatures, allow me to introduce the current longest recorded ocean animal. A deep sea siphonophore that clocks in at around 46 meters; my beautiful death halo

Technically siphonophores are hundreds upon hundreds of tinier organisms that grouped together to make a bigger one, but for all intents and purposes, this is one animal. Some of them are incredibly beautiful!

However there is also ones not so pretty, main one was something I saw a month or so ago and it looked like someone had fused like a dozen human limbs together and they were flailing to move and jesus christ yall can go mentally scar yourselves.

Man I can’t find a good picture but Deepsea Oddities has a really good video on them (and on other ocean related things… mostly deep sea)

[jenn-the-mostly-harmless]

Oh hey, I drew a siphonophore mermaid awhile back, or as I like to call her (them?) a siphonosiren.

[howtobangyourmonster]

[liberalsarecool]

Every racist MAGA/GOP/KKK slippery slope prediction is worthless.

[porterdavis]