I WILL ARGUE YOU

Congressional Debater. Prepped with suits, Starbucks, and a gavel.

[misscongressrep]

Congrats to everyone who competed at nationals!!

[fuckyeahspeechanddebate-blog]

Teams Who Routinely Falsify Evidence

[misscongressrep]

I owe joining the speech and debate team to my mom.

Happy Mother's Day to all speech and debate moms!

[allaboutdebate]

Part of Your World- Policy Debate Version

Look at this aff, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my 1AC’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl The girl who has solvency

Look at this tub, case negs untold How much evidence can one flash drive hold? Looking at my case you’d think Sure, she’s got solvency

I’ve got DAs and CPs a plenty I’ve got great links and impacts galore You want topicality files? I’ve got twenty But who cares? No big deal, I want more

I wanna be where the debaters are I wanna see wanna see them prepping Walking around with those What do you call them? Oh, tubs

Without some hard work, you won’t break too far Prep is required for winning trophies Running along to your What’s that word again? Round!

Up where they spread, up where they cut Up where they give their speech till time’s up Running their Ts Wish I could be Part of debate

What would I give if I could live In my coach’s classroom What would I pay to spend a day At a tournament Betcha at state They have recent dates Bet they don’t Reprimand their novices Bright young freshmen Sick of fish jokes Running their plans

And ready to know what debaters know Ask em my questions and get some answers What’s your aff and what does it What’s the word? Do?

When’s it my speech Wouldn’t I love Love to explore the oceans below Develop the sea Wish I could be Part of debate

[gavelenvy]

Finals

[gavelenvy]

Going against your coach’s advice

[gavelmedown]

ME WHEN I DON'T BREAK AS FAR AS I'D LIKE TO

[thatdebatelife]

Shake it Off Debate Version

[Verse 1]

I stay up too late

Only debate on my brain

That’s what people say, mmm-mmm

That’s what people say, mmm-mmm

I flirt with too many debaes

But I can’t make them stay

At least that’s what people say, mmm-mmm

That’s what people say, mmm-mmm

But I keep debating

Can’t stop, won’t stop prepping

It’s like I got this music

In my mind

Saying, “You’re gonna earn a bid”

[Chorus]

Cause debaters gonna debate, ‘bate, ‘bate, ‘bate, ‘bate

And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Baby, I’m just gonna place, place, place,place,place

Place 1st seed, place 1st seed

Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break

And the unethical debaters gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake

Baby, I’m just gonna place, place, place, place, place

place 1st seed, place 1st seed

[Verse 2]

Flow drills from camp back then

are why I’m lightning with a G2 pen

And that’s what most don’t know, mmm-mmm

That’s what most dont know, mmm-mmm

Only prepping on my own (Prepping on my own)

Making up responses as I flow (Make up responses as I flow)

And that’s what they don’t know, mmm-mmm

That’s what they don’t know, mmm-mmm

But I keep debating

Can’t stop, won’t stop prepping

It’s like I got this music

In my mind

Saying, “You’re gonna earn a bid”

Cause debaters gonna debate, ‘bate, ‘bate, ‘bate, ‘bate

And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Baby, I’m just gonna place, place, place,place,place

Place 1st seed, place 1st seed

Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break

And the unethical debaters gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake

Baby, I’m just gonna place, place, place, place, place

place 1st seed, place 1st seed

I,I,I’m gonna place, I’m gonna place,

I,I,I’m gonna place, I’m gonna place,

I,I,I’m gonna place, I’m gonna place

Hey, hey, hey

Just think while you’ve been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty cheats of the nat circuit,

You could’ve been getting down to this sick beat.

My ex-bae brought his new girlfriend

She’s like “Oh, my god!” but she doesn’t even debate.

But to his teammate over there who earned a bid at Blake

Won’t you come on over, baby? We could prep, prep to place

Yeah ohhh

’

Cause debaters gonna debate, ‘bate, ‘bate, ‘bate, ‘bate

And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

Baby, I’m just gonna place, place, place,place,place

Place 1st seed, place 1st seed

Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break

And the unethical debaters gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake

Baby, I’m just gonna place, place, place, place, place

place 1st seed, place 1st seed

Place 1st seed,place 1st seed,

I,I,I’m gonna place, I’m gonna place,

I,I,I’m gonna place, I’m gonna place,[x3]

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Debate-scope 29/4/15

CX - Don’t build super space elevators in the ocean, that’s stupid. LD - You ought to expand your vocabulary PFD - your a little short, on time that is. Congress - you arnt obligated to stand up when I ask if there’s a speech in afirmation. DUOdo - use quick attack Di - it doesn’t matter what I say you’ll still be dipressed Hi - my name is, who, my name is, what, my name is sica, sica, slim shadey Dx - loose the giant Eagan mount it doesn’t look classy Fx - sharknado not sharknato god wtf is with you. Parli - hi, yes where calling you because your collage essay that you sent us was an erotic fanficion about marget thatcher and someone called leader of Oposition Oo - the same as Di but toned down. Expos - release some tention my friend. Poetry - take this dial now town it back.

[misscongressrep]

Wishing someone would start debating me so I could procrastinate on Chinese homework

A debater can dream

[gavelenvy]

When people start packing up before your speech is over

[thoughtsofapolicydebater]

So, what music do you prep to?

What about before tournaments?

[gavelenvy]

When someone you dislike breaks unexpectedly

[gavelenvy]

Last-minute prep

[discorce-kritik-deactivated2018]

Canidate for 2016 by format

CX - Hilary Clinton, think of the pixt. LD - Hilary Clinton, we need a female president. PFD - What’s a canidate. Congress - Ted Cruz, we’re magority republican in both houses Duo - Jeb bush, so the bush brothers can both be president. Di - how could we talk about this when kids are starving in Africa. Hi - Wokka Flokka Flame, he has everything a canadit needs and makes good music. Dx - It’s up in the air, I mean Hilary needs to deal with bingasie, but Ted is really turning off the left. Fx - not now I’m focused on iran.

[discorce-kritik-deactivated2018]

Crime by format

CX - White coller extortion LD - vindictive vigilantism PFD - accessory after the fact Congress - acepting bribes Duo - hussiling Di - murder Hi - con man Dx - crime against nation Fx - crime against nato

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