i cant believe im back

after all this hellsite put me through

[cookies-from-nj]

Elons cum must taste like a fine wagyu steak with wine if you are seriously sucking him off this hard

[thedman0310]

What the fuck is this shit

[crazy-brazilian]

[afeelgoodblog]

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

[apoliteia-deactivated20211209]

[arodata]

Guy wearing a harness at pride except it says "NERVOUS" on it

[arodata]

The notes on this have started to annoy me so I will turn off reblogs soon everyone say goodbye nervous harness post

[twocubes]

my universal explanation for every internet-cultural shift in recent memory is that a lot of people are now Online who just never would have spent that much or any time here before the pandemic.

'why are there so many prudes around these days' theyd have been scared off the internet entirely before. 'i thought wed all agreed piracy was cool' we did, there's just a lot of newbies around. 'people are falling for all these obvious scams' theyre obvious to us because we've been here for a long time. 'why is media literacy so bad these days' look you get the point i think

[vash3r]

the eternal september really is eternal huh

[evilbeast-moved]

ilove people who work at front desks of things. i can walk into a building and go to the desk and i ask how do i do this thing. and then they just fucking tell me !!!!

[evilbeast-moved]

i walked into my college found the first desk and asked hey where do i pay my student fees. did that. ok where i do find the academic advisor? got the general direction, went up to the first desk i saw, asked where to go to drop a class .awesome. went to the bookstore, walked up to the desk, asked how to find out what textbooks i need. and AGAIN they had answers for me. this is so cool thank you desk people

[evilbeast-moved]

no this is so real actually !! it always feels like you'll be expected to know everything when you do Adult Things but you don't, actually, you just need to know who to ask

[l-a-l-o-u]

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[were--ralph]

It makes me so mad that no one is brave enough to organize a big mass shoplift from like walmart or target or something

[were--ralph]

I've said this before but like. What will they do if 200 people come in and shoplift suddenly with no warning? They can't get everyone but more importantly if everyone wears a mask it's not that unusual but it also makes it so much harder to track.

And the reasoning that it will hit "shrink" and cost the employees money and bonuses is bullshit so don't even try it lmao. I haven't haven't gotten a bonus in like 2 consecutive years because we hit all the margins for the bonus but the company decided it didn't count for some reason or another.

Fucking steal shit or stop complaining about big corporations treating their employees like shit.

[sandmandaddy69]

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

I'm screaming from this post on a librariam group

[beefwizard]

i sent this to my mom (she’s a librarian) and she immediately responded with these

[beefwizard]

UPDATE

[animentality]

[toastbutteregg]

[sexygaywizard]

"congress investigating now :) but i stay silly :3" is honestly such a serve I've been thinking "but i stay silly :3" all day... holy fucking bingle