if anyone’s wondering what 4chan’s up to tonight, the answer is memes
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Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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almost home
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if anyone’s wondering what 4chan’s up to tonight, the answer is memes
this show is becoming too self aware the jokes are writing themselves these days
business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning
fuck with a psych major then
psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma
fuck with an art major then
art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")
Fuck with a film major
film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke
i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
great things to say while having sex
- SHINYYYY
- Its joke!
- pretty bomber head
- STRONG HOT
- I’m hungry
- UMM! DELICIOUS
- oh my god, oh my gOD, OH MY GOD
what has wrestling come to
you are my star
but I wasn’t, I’m not. I was just… adapting. I’m good now.
you fucking KILLED him
Bad thing happens to man because he’s a man: still misogyny.
Remember, everything bad that happens is because women don’t have power!
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No, you asswagon. Your ilk is totally responsible for devaluating actual trigger warnings for people with actual PTSD, like they did with actual racism, misogyny, transphobia, rape culture and probably more actual issues I’m glad I don'tactually know about, which is effectively depriving people who really need our help, from care, because we, as a society, already have our hands full with catering to your special snowflake needs. - u/You-on-a-gin
Please seek professional help and/or get your head out of your ass, whichever is more appropriate. Or if this is satire, you failed because this sounds too much like something I’d actually see posted unironically on tumblr.
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“What entitlement do you think you have in having a specialization and also I know what it means to be a barber” Lady, the barber SPECIFICALLY advertises that he only does men’s hair. Barbers aren’t salonists. But don’t take my word for it!
[They didn’t ask for short hair, they] said short stylish haircut. I’m a barber and I’m trying to get rid of new women clients. It’s not the hair it’s the attitude that comes with. They’re unrealistic in their expectations, don’t listen to advice about a cut with their hair types, they’re a pain in the ass to listen to gossip and drama and plain out exhausting. They’re time consuming all while asking for a discount. And sometimes a woman in the chair affects the atmosphere. Guys try to refrain from the general lewd crude humor that’s usually happening and it disrupts the whole vibe.
I can’t legally get rid of them, but the new ones usually are left feeling uncomfortable with the over all atmosphere and my general attitude as a woman. Oh, and if being stared at with daggers was a real assault, I’d be dead. Wives can be the most miserable people out there.
-u/iheartzombiecats
reblog and put in the tags what your number one otp is, im kinda curious
My friend: Now that Chris is dead, who’re you going to obsess over?
Me: Chris lol
The biggest paradox is that Chris was actually the only person in the group that always cared about Alicia. Not even her mother but Chris. But… he was just beaten up since day one - it started with Alicia kicking him in the face when he tried to help her (without apologizing), army guys when he protected Alicia, his mother (aka the only person he felt close to) died, he was the one who found that suffering guy in the plane and had to mercy kill him, then he was the biggest victim of the boat guys, then he froze and didn’t help Madison, it looked bad and he was ‘threating’ Alicia bc he was just pretty desperate, he knew it didn’t happen the way Alicia saw it and he didn’t want to lose this new family, he wanted to belong (source). And in the night he probs went to apologize just to be yelled away. The sad thing is, he had the mindset and skills to survive, but even his walker killing skills were just pushed in the back by Travis, who wanted son peacemaker not a fighter. As much as i don’t agree with Chris killing the farmer, i understand his logic in that situation, in the world like that and no wonder he left with those fuckboys when he felt like he can’t count on Travis…when he (the school teacher) didn’t defent him from the bullies when he was child - what could he do for him now?! The thing that bothers me the most is that Travis obv loved Chris, but he never tried to understand his perspective. He never accepted Chris the way he was and didn’t took him seriously - and it was shown already in the S1 where Chris was just good weird kid. Daniel did more parenting for Chris in that short time he was with him than Travis ever did. Daniel worked around the way Chris was, without trying to change him into another person and never put him down. The two main character death this season were 2 demonized, mentally ill ppl. Ugh…