A Walking Lobotomy

I’m not actually here, you’re imagining things

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[afterthemovie]

kate kretz, une femme d’un certain âge, 2014

(grey hair of many women, hand embroidered on black cotton)

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[allelitewrestlings]

AEW DYNAMITE • July 22, 2026

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sobbing at this mental image

[toomuchworld]

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[cowboyshit]

[sobcat]

ideal day: wake up late. iced latte. my video game. crazy reheated lunch. my show. supermarket trip to waste money. a snack. creative endeavours deep into the night. same thing next day.

[grapplingwithadhd]

"Why was PAC standing on the equipment cases?"

[moxleyrollins]

AEW: DYNAMITE | 07.22.26

[herpsandbirds]

Forest Toadlet (Metacrinia nichollsi), family Myobatrachidae, SW Australia, Western Australia

Growing to only 2.5 cm (0.98 in) in length

photograph by Andrea Ruggeri

[modelsof-color]

Chol Mabior at Robert Wun Couture FW 2026

[thecutpriceguignol]

men's wrestling promos are so fucking horny it's hysterical. They will be shirtless, dickprint out, glistening, yelling "I'm going to TOP this man in the RING. I'm going to TAKE his ASS and leave his body QUIVERING. I'm going to FIST this man to a PROSTATE ORGASM" and then the commentators are just like "fighting words from the champ there"

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Yeah

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[sparvverius]

there's something really fun about how like. according to all Sources i have found many sailors abandoned the royal navy for piracy because the navy was so hierarchical and the officers were given so much power and piracy was the more egalitarian and democratic option. but flint comes from the navy as someone who managed to work his way up to officer and as someone who seems to prefer to function inside those rigid structures, or at least to be most at home there. so even as he is ostensibly fighting for the greater egalitarianism of the pirate world and of progressive values in general it's just not something that he personally is able to value. he doesn't have a democratic bone in his body. he went to the pirate republic talking about kings and wanting to quite literally run it like the navy and tried to fight for that pirate republic while acting like his word was law and every democratic proceeding was an annoying hinderance to his dictatorial rule. it's so good. i like him