be still.

Your friendly neighborhood bi girl. Smol anxious punk princess just doing her best.

[biteythevillain]

*finishes suckin a dick **crushes it against my forehead like a beer can

[ruinedchildhood]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life.

[nostalgic-cat]

Bea Arthur aka Dorothy Zbornak’s younger photos recolored.

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

no similes, we die

[anakin-slytalker]

Me as a lawyer: “Your honor, when does the Law and Order theme song play, or do we have to hum it ourselves?”

[thetrippytrip]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[princeofpeach]

Me not only accepting death, but welcoming it.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[owlcitytweets]

[supergameboytwo]

[reactionfaces]

[reactionfaces]

[blessedirwin-deactivated2017012]

Sailing on to another sorry shore…

[thatsthat24]

The Essential Thing For Any Journey 💫 (W/ @originalshortdude)

[thekameshell]

[Epic journeying music]

Prince: Off we go on our epic quest! No hesitations, no stopping, and no turning back!

Terrence: You remember your headphones?

[Music ends]

Prince: We’re turning back!  I’ve gotta get those. This is gonna suck if I don’t like have some tunes or something.