Katiebug

Unapologetic queer feminist with an affinity for Jesus, Harry Potter, Hannibal, Hunger Games, American Horror Story, Welcome to Nightvale, marching band, bats, puppies, and peeling those little pieces of glue off of packages. She/her pronouns.

[katiebug21]

Men are Fucking Trash but I Keep Saying This One is Different

A story, written and illustrated by me 🙃

[jeffc3s]

[memewhore]

[qwertyu858]

They really awake his bloodlust, uh

[decolonize-western-siberia]

The virgin pit bull vs the chad Great Pyrenees

[teaboot]

Listen. I grew up with these dogs. Im a cat person, no shame, but Great Pyrenees are hands down my most trusted domestic animal and are hardcore as fuck.

When I was a kid, between six and fifteen, one of our Pyrenees would escort me, off-leash, between my grandmother's house and mine. I'd just have to call him, and he'd show up and walk me there, placing himself between me and anything he considered threatening- Cranky farm animals, holes in the ground, bodies of water, etc.

That same dog found a (unfortunately deceased) lamb my grandfather had buried a few hours earlier, dug it up, realized it was cold and not breathing, and carefully carried it to our barn, where he covered it neck-deep in straw and tried to cuddle it warm again to bring it back to life.

One of our older dogs, at about sixteen years old (keep in mind, this breed tends to average out at about 12 years max) had arthritis in his hips, a bad back, and a respiratory issue, was fucking ancient and essentially palliative, but would still go stock-still out of nowhere, let out one subtle "boof", and then set out at an awkward-yet-speedy bunny-hop sprint at the slightest whiff of a cougar, bear, or wolf. Like, grampa would jump fences. Gentle geriatric giant would kick up to 7k to protect the family, never mind the three other, much younger fogs already on the case.

When I was a baby, like a literal in-diapers infant, he would lay on the ground and let me dress him up as a wizard and crawl all over him with zero complaint.

His nephew was 100lbs and often alarmed visitors who mistook him for a bear, yet never so much as bumped into a person in his life and feared only string and kittens.

A Great Pyrenees is not only the best dog, but I would argue that it is also the MOST dog

[forestlune-deactivated20200417]

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

[emil]

learning at the vet that my 18 pound cat isn't overweight and is just "Huge" is so fucking funny and such a relief

[emil]

^Huge

[katiebug21]

After lots of vet appointments and exams, doctors determined my chihuahua did not have an enlarged heart. Instead, they said, she had a normal heart in an exceptionally tiny body

[bakwaaas]

there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it

[freakoutgirl]

not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me

[soulmvtes]

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

[shuugaze-deactivated20150727]

Self care 101 

[shuugaze-deactivated20150727]

Okay reblogging this again because this scene literally changed my life

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

This is what “treat yourself” means. Not “go into debt because you have no impulse control”.

[ithelpstodream]

[jehovahhthickness]

This shit was so funny

[quicklywisecollector7-deactivat]

Lls

[neo-soulless]

Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina

[dispadaferisce]

When I first watched Puppet History, a show where Shane Madej sat behind a curtain hurling thinly veiled insults at Ryan Bergara via a hand shoved up a furry blue ballsack's ass while entertainingly delivering honestly interesting lessons on historical events, I did not expect to roll into Season 5 and be kicked in the crotch with the fact that they Magnus Archived me into a lore-filled horror ride that can only be described as "The Muppets Do Black Mirror."

[animentality]

[funnytwittertweets]

[asidfblisdubf-deactivated202105]

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[gowns]

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

[mens-rights-activia]

I don’t know who cares to hear this but if someone asks you to hang out and you can’t but you genuinely want to hang out with them, let them know that the time(s) they suggested don’t work for you and offer new times that do.

If you just say you “can’t/that time doesn’t work” with no follow up, it communicates a disinterest (to a lot of people) just a little tip on maintaining relationships

[kla1991]

And if you’re not sure when you’ll be able to, you can say that! I’ve had to say to friends many times, “I’m not sure if I’ll be able to hang out this weekend because my fatigue has been bad this week. Can I get in touch when I feel better, and we can plan something then?”

The answer has always been yes.

[floating-in-the-blue]

It's also totally valid, if someone proposes a high energy activity but you don't have the spoons for it, to ask if you can meet up and do something else instead.

[indieninja92]

if you need permission to speak plainly about your needs, this is it. you can literally say any variation on im really glad you texted, ive been wanting to hang out with you but was finding it hard to get organised, that time doesnt work for me, im not sure when will, im worried ill forget to text if we leave it too long, can you ask me again on wednesday etc etc etc