Miss Jordan

20 years | Australia

[professionalbadexample]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me alone in my bedroom at 3am on a tuesday

[ruinedchildhood]

[mintiesteas]

I literally couldn’t care less if we lose good bands and good movies if it means outing sexual predators. Let it all fall apart if that’s what it takes to stop allowing these disgusting people safe places to abuse their power. Fuck your favorite movies, fuck your favorite tv shows, fuck your favorite albums. Stop defending bad people because they make good content.

[stickyfrogs]

The Hand is here! Where is Voigt’s dinner? GUMBY IS HERE ALSO

[bettagal]

This video is so wholesome.

[laughterkey]

fregs

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[tearthatcherryout]

Donald Glover accepting his award for Best Television Series - Musical or Comedy for his show, ATLANTA. - Golden Globes 2016

[theslaybymic]

[missjordanocean]

I haven't thought of a caption yet, imma have to open my drake lyrics

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[profashionall]

[missjordanocean]

me as a little kid: when i'm older i'll be so much happier than i am now i'll have friends and a degree and be doing good stuff with my life

me now: i was tempted to put "the bittersweet embrace of death" on my christmas list but then i remembered my family doesn't understand how constant lowkey existential despair works

[missjordanocean]

🦁 (at San Diego Zoo)

[imperfectwords]

Happy International Women’s Day! - March 8th

[missjordanocean]

Anything boys can do we can do better #internationalwomensday (at Girls)

[poison-liker]

official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia

a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.

just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.

simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.

a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.

a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.

the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.

this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.

“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016

the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.

fisher price.

utterly disgusting.

[no-chill-at-all]