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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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@missladyumbra
very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety
u are divine & please be careful
I have alcohol in my system and I thought there was an awful infection in your thumb and you were showing it to the world. I also read “careful” as “peaceful”
Trying to act like you hadn’t been drinking alcohol when talking to your family members is so nerve wracking!
Being an introvert, you realize that saying “hi” is easier than “goodbye” most of the time. Especially when you’re on that level with them where you’re not sure if they fully understand your need for private time and you don’t want to seem rude when you just don’t want to talk anymore but saying “goodbye” with out actually going anywhere is really awkward.
You know you’re drunk when you look at a thumbnail like this and think, “Yeah, I’m drunk enough for this.”
Don’t knock it before you try it
And now the weather
Am I the only one who can read fluff and not make a face? I’ve been running into a lot of posts about how they’ll keep a straight face during smut but will giggle and squeal at fluff and I can’t relate to any of it.
If the answer is “I’m a heartless creature” I can accept that
May the 4th be with you
people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep
I practice my comebacks for whenever someone wants to start shit in the future XD I’m literally arguing with myself until I fall asleep
Me just now
Loose teeth is the only time when you’re excited to lose something
A friend sent me this picture and I can’t remember the last time I related to something so much
IT’S BACK
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.
I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn
This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing
Why is this so funny
i know every single word to this video up by heart
this makes me so happy
@pepperderps
“What. Did. I. Just. Watch.”
Ever had that moment where you really don’t like someone and for what you feel is a good reason but the thought of telling someone else why you don’t want to see them anymore sounds like it’ll backfire on you because they’re not technically doing anything wrong that would upset anyone else
Or if they’re an online person you can’t seem to find it in you to block them because, again, they’re not doing anything wrong, but the fact that they’re liking your posts bothers you and blocking them seems so mean for not doing anything
Ah yes. The Headless Tabby. My favourite breed of cat. :)
@turquoisemagpie did you steal my derpy cat???
@hufflepufftrax. Probably. They must be lost derp-siblings or something! XD
@turquoisemagpie Most probably! 😂
“Ahh!.. sibling!…”
“..We meet at last!…”
( @hufflepufftrax )
Sibling?
Come join me for sits
@turquoisemagpie
“Would you mind if my sits spot be bigger? I… need the space… for… things… and stuff.”
@hufflepufftrax :)
I has a truck! Big enough for sits in the front and stuff in the back!
@turquoisemagpie
“A good truck, but does it have hidey-hole? Preferably sheltered, cozy and carpeted.”
Keep reading
Comfort will be provided!
Rodney will now demonstrate
@turquoisemagpie
..Well, Dexter seems a more professional comfort-consumer. XD
KITTY POST!!!!
forever reblog
ALWAYS REBLOG.
final image made it all worth it
The Skyrim image was perfect
This would give me nothing but happiness.
Technically, you can choose door number two, get fired for telling customers their stupid, then retire in luxury with the 5 billion. So you could do both if you wanted
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That’s called friends with benefits level 2
