The Crows… but simplified
Kaz: guys he stole my opinion and my wallet, he’s emo and traumatized btw… can’t swim without a pool float and is the lord of creating plans… how tf he does that?!?
Jesper: the sexiest bisexual… after Nina, gambling addiction is not fun when you loose your fave guns, or a goat (Milo we love u here)
Inej: girlboss goodess, knives everywhere and you can’t see her coming… love troubles (Kaz’s fault) and she’s the famous investment
Nina: THE sexiest bisexual and a baddie and here we love baddies with powers. Waffles lover and she lost her lover hehe... fuck
Matthias: the guy from Frozen, Kristoff I think it was, but make it brainwashed just to fall in love with the enemy… ahh tragic, please never die… oh he did… FUCK
Wylan: Gayest dyslexic person to ever join a criminal organization, never ask about his father please or I will hit you, we need to protect him at all cost… or let him bomb you
















