Anika

do not take me seriously CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS

[lilevilcrow]

I have an idea and you guys need to hear me in this one:

Put all the crows to fight against 500 gorillas.

Imagine it, Kaz with his cane, Inej and her knives, Nina, Jesper using their Grisha powers… Wylan with bombs and Matthias the Snow White with animals… it’s gonna be great

Who’s gonna win?

The Crows

500 gorillas

Voting ended onJul 18

[polycrowtruther]

Okay I hate to be that zoology major "umm actually" but the Crows would very easily beat/defeat 500 gorillas. Whether it be incapacitate them, trap/round them up, eradicate them, or even beat them in feats of skill/intelligence.

Now, the real question is if the six dangerous outcasts on one impossible heist would be able to beat 500 actual crows.

[lilevilcrow]

Oh my god you’re TOTALLY right 😭 next time it will be 500 crows with big heads or something lol

[lilevilcrow]

I have an idea and you guys need to hear me in this one:

Put all the crows to fight against 500 gorillas.

Imagine it, Kaz with his cane, Inej and her knives, Nina, Jesper using their Grisha powers… Wylan with bombs and Matthias the Snow White with animals… it’s gonna be great

Who’s gonna win?

The Crows

500 gorillas

Voting ended onJul 18

[dullella]

always feeling like im interrupting something when matthias describes nina

get a roooooooom

[lilevilcrow]

The Crows… but simplified as how I see them in my mind

Kaz: guys he stole my opinion and my wallet, he’s emo and traumatized btw… can’t swim without a pool float and is the lord of creating plans… how tf he does that?!?

Jesper: the sexiest bisexual… after Nina, gambling addiction is not fun when you loose your fave guns, or a goat (Milo we love u here)

Inej: girlboss goodess, knives everywhere and you can’t see her coming… love troubles (Kaz’s fault) and she’s the famous investment

Nina: THE sexiest bisexual and a baddie and here we love baddies with powers. Waffles lover and she lost her lover hehe... fuck

Matthias: the guy from Frozen, Kristoff I think it was, but make it brainwashed just to fall in love with the enemy… ahh tragic, please never die… oh he did… FUCK

Wylan: Gayest dyslexic person to ever join a criminal organization, never ask about his father please or I will hit you, we need to protect him at all cost… or let him bomb you

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

do you think jesper ever instinctually and/or absentmindedly calls a kid “little rabbit” and then has to take a good five minutes to process the crushing grief that is immediately catapulted onto him?

[ink-stained-ambition]

Hey so I’m an expert on bricks, and this one was NOT kissed

[pining-for-hot-therapist]

highly quality mary

[lilevilcrow]

Didn’t understand anything of the movie but instead I decided to simp for her

[dullella]

[neurodievirgin67]

Dare I say literally me

[aristotelic]

kaz and the new member of the dregs

[infinityuserboxes]

[simonghostrileys]

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

[slagginbitch]

i fixed it

[robin-the-robo]

[lilevilcrow]

Ahhh this is what i call ME CORE

[47-possums-in-a-trenchcoat]

kind of love the fuckass way kaz writes the letter g like wtf are you doin man

[ratoffofthestreets]

I request evidence

[47-possums-in-a-trenchcoat]

there is no need to be doing allat

[ratoffofthestreets]

what. the actual fuck. is this bitch on.

[gabeofcrows]

kaz darling.. no

[ink-stained-ambition]

Nothing about this man can ever be normal

[lilevilcrow]

In my opinion that’s a j not a g

Kaz, that’s what happens when you don’t finish primary school

[runasulienadanika]

love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints

death doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints

life doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints

(it takes and it takes and it takes)

[vanessamandaceo]

Jigsaw ass room

Oh hi billy

[chenouttachen]

what do you mean kaz has been poisoning himself to mask his disability to infiltrate high society what do you mean he’s dying and he won’t do anything about it what do you mean i just have to live with this now

[lilevilcrow]

I got to the part where Kaz threatens the kid… that boy is hilarious

Why I can’t be a teen at Ketterdam instead of being here💔

[fern-parallels]

[lilevilcrow]

It’s always that damn window 😔

[valsferatu]

calicrow critters

[lilevilcrow]

No this is the cutest thing ever and best use of free will, thank u for your service