A H H H H !

Mani || 20 life is soup and I am a fork

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

alright gang lets split up daphne velma and i will look for old man jenkins while scooby and shaggy look for the flayed corpse of god

[thicc-highnesss]

When I said I like it rough I meant sex not my whole life ffs

[mcu-headcanons]

I’m super high right now so idk if this makes sense but like... they should make stuff that has all the components for a cake and you just cook it so youu can feel like your really cooking but all you dids was add water and stuff and heat it up and you got a cake

[mcu-headcanons]

Oh shit I meant bake not coot

[mcu-but-its-vines]

Do you mean cake mix? Because that already exists.

[mcu-headcanons]

No. Im saying just the dry stuff. You put the liquids in yourself.

[mcu-but-its-vines]

that’s exactly what cake mix is Ava. You’re describing cake mix.

[mcu-headcanons]

Noooooooooo!!! I’m mixing the water in myself, I’m buying the dry things mixed together already.

[mcu-but-its-vines]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT CAKE MIX IS. THIS IS CAKE MIX

[mcu-headcanons]

Nah

[mcu-but-its-vines]

What???? What do you mean “nah”????

[mcu-but-its-vines]

AVA WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[mcu-headcanons]

I mean I don’t think so

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

reid (sitting at the round table with the group): lmao one time [traumatising story from his childhood]

morgan: reid that was trauma

reid:

[ID: a screenshot of a man saying “wack” /end ID]

[langblr-xx]

You have been visited by the polyglot fairy 🧚🏼‍♂️✨

reblog to become fluent in all your target languages ☺️💐

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

This is the money nigga.

It only appears every 587,432,258,943 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

if you not black and you reblog this you 100% going to hell

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Exactly

[citizen-zero]

YA literature? You mean books about Super Special White Girl and Her Mysterious Brooding Boyfriend?

[readyalit-blog]

Here’s a list of black YA leads! And ten Native American protagonists! And a list of ladies who love ladies in YA! And genderqueer / transgender YA leads! And more queer titles! And 2015 / 2016 YA books with Asian / East Asian leads! And bisexual YA leads! And Muslim YA leads! And asexual YA leads! And YA Interrobang’s entire section on diverse YA fiction! *confetti*

[hikatebishop]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS

[fixyourwritinghabits]

PLEASE DO NOT THROW THE YA GENRE UNDER THE BUS it is filled with diversity that goes far beyond whatever makes it to the movies! Please give it a chance!

[frawgs]

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

[cosmicvibecheck]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

[catasters]

[whooshwinks]

h m

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

[languageoclock]

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[ichikun]

English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

[languageswithceles]

English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes

[hotairballoon221]

English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig

[pol-yglottin]

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[hotairballoon221]

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

[oranguin]

English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: for fuck’s sake

Finnish: salmon snake

[narwhalsarefalling]

english: dragon

asl: :D!

english: tell me?

asl: SPICY DINOSAUR

[the-sandy-hippo]

english: turtle

swedish: :3

english: ???

swedish: shield toad

[irregularthought]

English: the end.

Danish: :)

English: …. what

Danish: Slut.

[jafarsapologist]

English: a hedgehog

Farsi: :)

English: oh no

Farsi: knife chick :)

[dykemuth]

my favorite characters

gay

in love with best friend to a wildly codependent degree

on god we gonna GET you a therapist bro 

[paperspence]

jj: how do you keep so level-headed, hotch?

hotch: i used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven't felt a single emotion since then

[incorrect-criminalminds-quotes]

garcia: so derek, how did you know you loved reid?

morgan: well, a good romance starts with a good friendship

rossi: and a bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la"

[deadblagel]

Working in a library requires a surprising amount of heavy lifting! The first time Bill sees Mike in a cardigan lift a crate full of hardcovers by himself like it weighs nothing, Bill almost passes out

Bill: O-oh nooo, I can't reach this shelf to put the books away! M-Mike, can you pick me up?

Mike: Oh, I can just put them away for you, I think I'm tall enough to rea-

Bill: PICK ME UP, MICHAEL 😳