[eyecantread]

[sunshinestarseed-deactivated202]

[heartsnmagic]

[weirdvintage]

An early 20th century postcard against the coercion of motherhood and promoting the usage of contraception.

[tr-p-antoninvs-pivs]

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

[dogpuppy]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[2mo3cm-man]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[popsicleinferno]

let’s get on mama’s last nerve

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Don't forget about her distant cousin, Tyrian Purple

[animentality]

[hikarisakurariver]

Your middle aged Aunts lead the first online charge for yaoi and your great Aunts lead the first conventions for fandoms and wrote yaoi fanfiction on paper. (It just wasn’t called that at the time)

Sometimes they didn’t even show anyone. Sometimes they showed a few fellow fans.

You simply live now, following in their footsteps path they laid.

[minkhollow42]

On a related note, passed my way by a friend:

[alivehouse]

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

[hymnsofheresy]

so my parents speak czech decently, but when they were learning it they were obsessed with the words hedgehog and baby jesus. both words sound similar to each other; "ježek" and "ježíšek" respectively. They used to get them mixed up in their heads all the time. but even after they eventually figured out the difference, as a joke they would still call the baby Jesus a hedgehog. and every time they saw a hedgehog, they would act like it's the most venerable thing in the world and refer to it as the blessed baby Jesus.

[hymnsofheresy]

my dad pointing to a hedgehog: “ježíšek!!!”

my mom, absolutely fucking going along with it: “little ježíšek !!! beautiful ježíšek!!! who else is worthy of our praise??”

[vigilantsycamore]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I'm a native czech speaker and I assure you 90% of native czech kids also mix them up and many adults continue with the joke

[ximajs]

[roaminromans]

[mortalityplays]

my whole experience of taylor swift for the past decade has been periodically scrolling past social media posts where people clown on her with parody lyrics like "I was a firetruck and you were a fire / my siren song sparked love's funeral pyre" and then learning over the next ten minutes with the creeping dread of a babysitter hearing noises from the utility room in an 80s slasher movie that they're real it's all real this is who our nation's therapists and HR managers consider to be millennial sylvia plath