ayy miss nem

"Your left hand says you're taken, your right hand says you can take over. Your left hand celebrates the day you were married. Your right hand celebrates the day you were born. Your left hand says 'we,' your right hand says 'me.' Your left hand rocks the cradle, your right hand rules the world. Women of the world, raise your right hand."

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

A friend just told me and i had no idea that the 2013 blu ray edition of Matilda had a reenactment of the iconic chocolate cake scene with all the original actors made on their reunion party 

[geekscoutcookies]

OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME

[nabooslyricalwax]

holy frick he got hot

[angel-ology]

you guys, this just happened in the parking garage at my university…

[disneysdaily]

[kinell]

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

[disneyismyescape]

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

[constructionpaperandtears]

[ilikegirlsbro-deactivated201608]

This fucked me up

[darkparadise-88-deactivated2019]

[fullmooney-deactivated20120707]

oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE

[daddydaddario]

[eggtuna]

GUYS CAN WE JUST

[thejogging]

[kushandwizdom]

One of my life goals is to travel the world with the love of my life.

HighConscious_ (via kushandwizdom)

[lovefortv]

[snowqueenelsa]

[striderbeegod-deactivated201507]

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

[woodmeat]

[microsoftpussy-deactivated20140]

INSTASLEEPIN

[k1mkardashian]

[biblefag-deactivated20231230]

the baby 😂😂😫😫😫😭😭😂

[bunney]

i need to know what that baby did to her

[kushandwizdom]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[labias]

[kushandwizdom]

[oysjaxon]

Treat her how you want your daughter treated.

(via oysjaxon)