Carissa Russell

Pancreadically challenged. 23. Aspiring Nurse. Happily Married to my best friend 9-12-15. Chronically the illest. 🤘

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[chrryblssmninja]

https://mobile.twitter.com/YellowstoneNPS/status/1244684209576239109

[lolchat]

WHAT DID ZIM SAY???

[lolchat]

[froyogotlowbro]

DANCE FUCKER DANCE HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE

[neurotypical-karen]

Those lil dudes from Stardew Valley b like \[. .]/

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[infinitesimal-braincells]

This better be in the history textbooks in 30 years

I fully expect a page with a black and white screenshot of this with some exam question like “describe how this image links to the covid-19 pandemic of 2020”

[generalgemini-booknerd]

This one might be my new favorite.

[latent-thoughts]

@emeraldrosequartz

[emeraldrosequartz]

@latent-thoughts I think I found my spirit animal

[badassbaker]

🦖🦖🦖

[just-a-touch-of-sass-and-fandoms]

Humans are falling and dinosaurs are rising

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

One Summer’s Day (Array Mbira) by xuan xuan

[lesbianshepard]

the receptionist was so scandalized when i told her my male cat was named daffodil. “but that’s a flower” she kept saying “why would you name a boy after a flower” like lady…..it’s a cat…..

[lesbianshepard]

like when i went in she went “and here’s little miss daffodil” and i corrected her with “actually, he’s a boy” and the woman just fucking short circuited. “you named a boy cat daffodil?” “yes.” “but that’s a girl’s name” like lady….it’s a flower

[rosenshyne-deactivated20171214]

#cis people would gender noodles if they could#spaghetti is male#alfredo is male#angel hair pasta?#a beautiful lady (via fenrisprotector)

[nick-avallone]

Quarantine is going well

[ophida-in-herba]

Jesus fuck

[officialinternet]

I’m in tears 

[nick-avallone]

If u like tiktok I’m @nickagain! I have more vids I’ll be posting this week 🤓

[bananapeppers]

If your landlord is having a hard time understanding the rent crisis here’s a handy information sheet about investments and risk to help them!

Nick Thackaz (March 27, 2020)

[cutesign]

Knives produced by Japanese blacksmith Akira Yamashita in the shapes of Sperm Whale, Minke Whale, Fin Whale, and Bryde Whale (from top to bottom)

❥cutesign

[anxietyproblem]

[el-mapache-zurdo]

[spacefrog23]

Wow

[rockyp77mk2-deactivated20210406]

Some people deal with this self quarantine stuff better than others.  

[galfonso1963]

A Rube Goldberg machine

[parlourstays]

Homie sacrificed his entire laptop and like 7 plants for this.

[killin-the-machine]

Peewees playhouse update

[darlingfreddie]

I'm tired of It

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rneowth]

so the dude who runs the lofi hip hop channel got (temporarily) banned so the stream finally stopped

13,165 hours

[yehudah]

549 days or nearly TWO YEARS

[rogueartz]

She finally took a break from studying

[elli-needs-a-break]

[stability]

[cosed]

nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane

[cosed]

put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?