me: i never thought i'd be texting a 46 year old man in hopes of emotionally manipulating him out of thousands of dollars.
me: you always knew you would be doing that
me: ikr lol
AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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trying on a metaphor

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JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
noise dept.
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Misplaced Lens Cap

Product Placement
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@missquirkbbw
me: i never thought i'd be texting a 46 year old man in hopes of emotionally manipulating him out of thousands of dollars.
me: you always knew you would be doing that
me: ikr lol
DRAGGED
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
when u in a relationship with a gemini
I feel attacked.
It’s true though.
ohhhman
i am so FUKCING ANGRY WOW I’M NEVER MAD I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DEA LWITH ANGER
Made myself some CK bingo >: )
It’s basically the best show on TV.
The Locket by smbc-comics
I can get y'all 20–30 dudes identical to that Hey Arnold! voice actor beardman at a vegan “burrito” food truck that parks a few blocks down from my office, just message me saying you don’t love yourself and I’ll do it.
How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had.
more of my comics on tumblr / twitter / facebook
@the-littlest-nugget
this new cup design is really rude
i am so TIRED
OF ARTISTS drawing fat girls with TINY LITTLE FUCKING HEADS AND NO DOUBLE CHIN TO SPEAK OF
wow :)
i’m doing a really great job of not physically assaulting my mother when she tries to stick her angry little face into my goddamn business :)
gonna draw myself a trophy
I still stand by this as one of my favorite political jokes.
That is what media is about
LOL
me riding in the car: ok
my brain: you should imagine stabbing urself violently
me: what? no. why?
my brain: someone's gotta
me: ok
personal, potential tw- mental health stuff.
i am having a really fucking hard time right now. it doesn’t feel like things are going to be better. my partner was prescribed medicine that makes him sleep all day so i feel completely alone. my mom is mean and over-dramatic as hell. my kid is super high energy. i can’t tell if my annoyance/sadness is real or if i’m just trying to manipulate the situation. i can’t tell if my feelings are valid and real or if i’m just making shit up. i dunno why i would make shit up but whatever idk. i can’t focus on anything. i’m paranoid as hell. i’m afraid of everything. i can’t leave the house without panicking. i cant talk to my partner about it because his current meds make him absolutely useless to talk to. ahhhhhhhhhfpsdfpisap
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.