MissToothbrush

/ icon by @raiu_81 / header by @lapstle

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[sunderwight]

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[itznarcotic]

yearning

[itznarcotic]

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

[00000066]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

edit:i did not expect this post to break containment so I should note the image here is from this user .specific version here might be an edit? either way i wanted to credit the artist