Act My Age? Nah.

Old enough to know better but doesn't. Blogging about nonsense that makes sense to me. I'm here to free my suppressed fangirl amongst other things.

[lordchainsaw-deactivated2022041]

when i see drama on tumblr

[constablereggy]

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

[justmyflawedlogic-deactivated20]

[shmapey-deactivated20140329]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

[zmgallery]

[misstsays]

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[misstsays]

^^^^^^ this statement right here.

[chonce]

if harry always did his hair like how it is in those dunkirk pics i'd be pussy poppin 24/7

me

[alexander]

THE NEW IMESSAGE LOOKS AMAZING

[quickweaves]

now this content i wanna see

[doubleicon]

THEY DID THAT

[autohaste]

Bubble Effects are for me!

[thotograph]

[sugarmacaron]

Come THROUGH Apple!!!!

[dickprintbandit]

yeah this shit is poppin.

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

this is so extra i love it

[capacity]

That gif is so funny oh my god it made me reblog this just to say that

[wnq-movies]

You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.

Dylan Moran (via wnq-movies)

[unicornamy]

Do you have a link to the vid of them drinking booze on stage? (Or at least a hint in how to search for it myself - I don't want to be a bother!)

There’s articles about it because it became a thing

http://perezhilton.com/2013-06-18-one-direction-drinking-vodka-onstage-rumor-video

[mllesouthernbelle]

That’s definitely vodka

[misstsays]

Yep, that’s definitely the “holy fuck I just drank vodka” expression.

[aywowww]

I like how niall only barely has a reaction to it compared to Louis’ face scrunching up like he smelt shit

[misstsays]

Well Niall is Irish......

[fytmfu]

the man from u.n.c.l.e + iconic moments

[persephone6776]

@misstsays

[misstsays]

They're missing one 👀

[simplyeasystyle]

Liam finally tells us how big his dick is 😂😂😂😂😂 😍😍

[be-my-tired-pony-deactivated201]

[aywowww]

Hes actually telling you how a girl went down on him

[misstsays]

[misstsays]

Y'all I can’t believe I’m gonna say this but…I actually miss that lil brat Joffrey.

[aywowww]

But ramsay is cuter

[misstsays]

And probably wayyyy better in the sack than that little bratty boy…but there is the issue of the hounds and being skinned alive……………decisions, decisions

[burn-the-whole-house-down]

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

[treadtheworld-deactivated201603]

Fuck. I needed this.

[roughhewnends]

ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background

[team-heughan]

[soblass]

actor: Sam Heughan

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

#okay but this actually makes me really sad #with the whole hydra cap thing #imagine playing a character that you really look up to and admire #really getting inside the character’s head #and aspiring to be like them #then being told that everything you thought you knew about the character was a lie #and then having people associate you with the character #that went from hero to villain #and fearing the possibility of having to portray the character this way on screen #it’s devastating

[misstsays]

@persephone6776

[jerfreyy-deactivated20240211]

Kim Jong Un Would Really Hate For You To Watch This, Which Is Exactly Why You Should

[trashbagtricks-blog]

so fucking moving

[ladylinencloset]

I got chills

[thequazzaclausestarringtimallen]

holy shit