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sevenelevenprophet

The genderless urge to study your local flora and turn open spaces into ecosystems for native plants.

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i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

turnipot

i love ducks 🦆

foulserpent

i resent the dominance of The Car in america but access to cars allows for a really fun and exciting emotion called ‘being insane alone in your car’

firstgrave

also just an aside but i do want other bisexual ppl to know, esp younger bisexual ppl, that you really really do not have to obsess and over analyze your sexuality at every turn. you’re allowed to just identify as bisexual. self reflection can be healthy but should be done in moderation. not reciprocating someone’s feelings does not mean you’re suddenly not attracted to that entire gender and there’s absolutely no quota you should feel you have to meet in order to “really” be bisexual.

amazoogle

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

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Sometimes when I get down about the state of the world, all I want to draw are Hobbit holes. Done in the Art Studio Pro app for iPad.

malleficarvm

Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.

minmos

liviingitup

This tweet screams Linda Belcher and the alley raccoons to me.

iamafireplace

i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

tikkunolamorgtfo

I don’t think a lot of people understand that no matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that’s so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you’ll say “Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you’re right,” and that doesn’t mean you were “morally toxic” before, it means you’re a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

Also, some preferred terms for things will change and evolve, and terms we prefer now might eventually be considered gauche or even offensive, and that doesn’t mean you were a bigot at the time for using them. It means we evolved as a society and chose new terminology to reflect that change.

Nobody is a fully formed realisation of progressivism that can predict all shifts and modes of thought. The world will always change, and hopefully you will, too