Mistresses Penelope's Parlour

NSFW 18+ Pan FinDomme FemDomme. Check out Mommys-gfd for my softer side. I love chastity, sissification, exposure, SPH and much more. Subs of all genders, ethnicities, sizes, and abilities are all welcome here. Send asks and submissions ❤️ £1-£25 Wishlist: https://www.amazon.co.uk/registry/wishlist/3AK8623AHUH2X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_an_wl_o_EE34zbW31P2KD CirclePay/PayPal: [email protected] FetLife: _Miss_Penelope_

[lezbilicious]

[mistresspenelope]

Now remember.. No touching whilst you watch. This is purely educational for you.

[misskittenbdsm-deactivated20180]

[simonthechaste]

Why You Definitely Shouldn't Drink Your Own Pee

During his 127-hour ordeal under that boulder, backpacker Aaron Ralston resorted to consuming his own urine in order to stay alive before eventually hacking off his own forearm and escaping. This was an extreme survival case, and pretty much the only time you should even consider drinking from your own spigot. Here's why.

I didn’t know that. Unfortunately.

[unpretty]

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

[unpretty]

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

[jasper-appreciation]

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

[sergle]

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

[characterdevelopmentforwriters]

I’m sure you all have seen posts like this before, but you will be missing out on a lot of content if you have this feature activated.

[transformativeworks]

Fyi, folks, this account has been hit pretty hard by this change. Engagement is currently at about 30% of normal, which means that there are a lot of people missing out on informative posts like this one about original works on AO3.

In order to change this setting on mobile (it’s unclear if it’s available on desktop at the moment), view your blog by tapping the little silhouette in the bottom right of your screen, then tap the settings gear in the top right of your screen. From there, select Global Settings (iOS) or General Settings (Android), then Dashboard Preferences, and toggle the switch for “Best Stuff First.”

Thanks to everybody who follows this account, everybody who reblogs and/or likes the posts here, and everybody who joins in with events like Fandom First Friday! You’re all awesome!

[reapersun]

Hey guys, normally I don’t reblog on this account, but I wanted to help make more people aware of this. It’s probably going to harm every single person you follow, so please consider turning it off. I’ve noticed a drop from normal as well and although I try to not let note counts bother me, I have to admit it’s pretty discouraging.

[ero-hime]

How can you honestly claim to be a feminist if you say derogatory things about female sex workers and trans women???

[ero-hime]

Four people unfollowed me after I posted this lmao, if you don’t think that trans women and sex workers deserve respect and acceptance please follow suit

[satanicdoki-deactivated20200820]

Do's and Dont's of buying from an online sex worker when you're on a budget

Don’t- ask what their cheapest thing is. Do- do the research yourself. They will have a FAQ or a website, you can give it a look and figure it out on our own.

Don’t- whine that you can’t afford their services. Do- save money and come back when you can.

Don’t- beg for discounts, especially as a new customer. (We don’t care if you’re in school, sick, it’s your birthday, whatever. We have to pay our bills just the same.) Do- ask if they ever have sales, or if any sales are going on currently. Save money if you have to.

Don’t- ask for free content, ever. Do- realize previews are previews and the better stuff comes when you pay, but it’s okay to enjoy the previews quietly while you can’t afford more.

Don’t- tell us how to run our business. (Examples like: “you should post x thing more” and “you should say things this way”) Do- reblog our content with captions in tact to promote our work.

Don’t- buy the bare minimum and then expect more than you paid for. Do- tip us!

Don’t- buy once then drop off for a year then get fussy when we don’t remember you right away. Do- be a regular customer if you can, if not gently remind us of who you are. We will be happy to see you back!

Don’t- message us constantly “as friends” with no intention of paying. Do- interact with us how we ask (when we play ask games, when we do live chats, etc).

Don’t- whine about prices being to high. Do- buy what you can afford or save up.

Feel free to add to this if you’re an online SW. Happy shopping everyone!

[mxxn-kitten-deactivated20180722]

Don’t - msg me asking for my services then say “how can I know you’re real. I’ve been scammed before” then ultimately not buying anything

[satanicdoki-deactivated20200820]

Don’t- ask a bunch of questions seeming like you’re going to buy something (“would you do this? How much for that?”) then drop off when it’s time to actually pay for our services 👏🏻

[stillnotonthetest]

This picture from a post from @coupleofkinkys is so fantastic, I had to break it out separately to give it the love it deserves.    😍

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[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[ironrunaway]

So Amazon is rolling out all these changes. Currently in the UK, they’ve added a feature where you can track a package and see where it is on a map, which is awesome if you’re the one who ordered the package for yourself, not so much if you’re a sex worker (or anyone with an online following) and someone bought you something off your wishlist. 

That being said, I think we gotta try writing/calling Amazon and telling them what we think! 

Note: You must have an Amazon account to email and chat online. 

@preciousofcolour-blocklist @crybabysblocklist I know were not blocking anyone, but could you help spread the word? I’ll be happy to help anyone who needs help figuring out what to write or if you’re having trouble finding where to contact them. 

[brat-grrl2]

i’d leave out the sex work(ers) bit just bring up it being invasive 4 ppl dont want their location 2 be revealed. if u hide ur address then surely they should or have put a feature in place that stops the order being tracked 2 that address

[coolurl-deactivated20250710]

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

[elemeno-pee]

Guys, install the PanicButton extension for Chrome. It closes and saves all your open tabs and opens up your preset ‘Panic’ ones like Facebook, Yahoo and Google for example. Then you can restore all your tabs by clicking the button again and entering your password. 

[coolurl-deactivated20250710]

THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING SOMEONE HAS EVER COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY POSTS THANK YOU

[fuon-yuuki]

THANK YOU AND REBLOG FOR EVERYONE

[pro-survivors]

this would have saved my life when I was living with my dad, reblog to save a life

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[kbas]

Up in Smoke

[softtitlita]

Someone call Nev and Max??

I don’t know if the person who’s been catfishing as me has moved to another platform other than Instagram but I’m just thought I make this announcement:

I do not have a Twitter.

I do not have a private Snapchat that people can pay for.

I do not have a kik.

This person is using my pictures to scam as a findom. I am not a findom and I have the ultimate respect for those who are, I am just not one.

My only nsfw/kink based instagram is liltitlita

The only bank app(s) I have is paypal.

If you see someone who’s using my pictures and offering sex work/ mostly findom work / please report the account. Thank you.

[frammentidiunanima]

Certi “lègami” sono indissolubili.

[brokenbabyd-deactivated20171211]

💞

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