Pretending Not To Be A Responsible Adult

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[red-twist]

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

[tuckerrule]

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

[faggybutch161]

eyyyy macarena

[fangcore]

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

[adorablecake]

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

[whoreapologist]

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

[heritage-post]

date of origin: April 18, 2021

[gayteensupreme]

#it even has a deactivated blog

Look at that subtle off-kilter humour… the tasteful length of the reblog chain… oh my god, it even has a deactivated blog

[ice-block]

I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

[the-alice-of-hearts]

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[ice-block]

[nightliqhtss]

[mistresstrian]

I’m gonna miss my blonde, but God damn do I look good as a redhead!

[mistresstrian]

Time to hide in my hole. Someone let me know when H*lloween is over.

[mistresstrian]

I haven’t heard a single coyote since I moved 6 months ago, and now for some reason I’m finding it hard to sleep without one barking/howling in the distance.

[mistresstrian]

The guy at the pool hall offered to give me tips and pointers and said he wouldn’t even charge me for lessons. I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.

[mistresstrian]

I’m watching The Flash and there’s a character named Alexa. Every time they say her name, my Alexa says, “Sorry, I don’t know what you mean.” Every. Single. Time. And it’s hilarious.

[mistresstrian]

Karma was a good boy at the vet today, so I let him pick out 2 new toys. I’m already regretting it…

[sidsinning]

S1 Adrien hit different idk

[marichatdeservesbetter]

fun fact: this was the moment he became my emotional support character and since then i regret nothing

[mistresstrian]

It’s even better when you remember that he wasn’t even at City Hall to begin with when everything went down.

[mistresstrian]

Got bored and decided to make my house. The only real difference in layout is that the stairs to the basement are directly beneath the stairs to the loft/master bedroom instead of next to them, and there are 2 steps leading up to the front and kitchen doors.

[mistresstrian]

It’s been 30 years...

...but I still think about the time we were temporarily homeless and living with my grandparents and my grandma, the sweet and angelic preacher’s wife who didn’t have a violent bone in her body, stood on the front porch with a baseball bat ready to throw down with the gang that had chased my cousin to her house after one of them clocked him a few times with brass knuckles.

That woman is 90 years old now, can barely walk, and doesn’t remember who any of us are half the time, but she is still my hero.

[mistresstrian]

I was described today as being 400lbs of sarcasm stuffed in a 200lb body and fueled by caffeine.

[mistresstrian]

I don’t want to be alone anymore.

[mistresstrian]

What do you do for work if you dont mind me asking?

I don't mind at all, thanks for asking! I'm an engineering technician for an aerospace manufacturing company that specializes in electrical wiring. The overhead lighting, air conditioning, flight attendant call lights, seatback monitors, headphone/charging ports, cockpit control panels, door alarms, lavatory lighting, military missile systems, satellite communications, you name it!

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Reblog with whatever issue you'd probably be akumatized for, mine would be my impatience for not having my own independent life yet

[mistresstrian]

Me: I need to fix my dryer. A belt broke.

Male Friend: What’s it doing?

Me: It made a loud bang and the drum quit tumbling and it smells like burned rubber.

Male Friend: Sounds like a belt broke.

Me: That’s literally what I JUST said…

[rinadragomir]

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?