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Old millennial Potentially gay Definitely confused HMU

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[ameliaglitter]

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

[justicewitch]

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

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[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[astraldeterminism-deactivated20]

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

[medusasstory]

#one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

[riverside--wren]

If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

[mcavoy]

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN dir. Marc Forester 

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[ser0quel]

[derpomatic]

Are TikToks eligible for Academy awards?

[dangelkoko]

Poyo! :D

This is too wholesome…I think I’m dying ;A; 💕💕

[paulthebukkit]

[funk-a-doodle-do]

Listening to The Beatles with only one headphone

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