im mitch. i like hats. thats it.

       19 / genderfluid • current fixation(s) ! : homestuck

[mitchthehatbitch]

MOST ACTIVE ON TWITTER!!

https://twitter.com/shaycowboy

https://twitter.com/shaycowboy

https://twitter.com/shaycowboy

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[tqueeninactive]

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

[katyazamolodchikova]

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆

[angelfood1995]

WORLD HERITAGE POST

[quaadude]

I recite this everyday

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

If you haven’t listened to “Don’t Lose Your Head” from Six the musical you can’t hope to understand

[kingofooo]

Wizard City concept art by Ghostshrimp

[weirdlandtv]

Animation backgrounds from Disney’s 101 DALMATIANS (1961).

[thewebcomicsreview]

Not that you should be looking to Andrew Hussie for advice on things, but he’s officially endorsing pirating his comic because the Homestuck website is utterly broken. The Unofficial Collection is now Officially Official

[tomatograter]

Sorry but i have to butt in with the wording choice here. The unofficial collection is not “pirating homestuck” - Homestuck is a webcomic. Homestuck is free to read. Homestuck is free.

The only thing Viz has hold of are publishing and marketing rights, and we all know they’ve been leeching on the property while doing nothing to aid the upkeep of the site they legally promised to manage. It’s a corporation interested only in whatever is the most profitable at the time — that being recent manga releases, not archiving webcomics from the 2010’s they purchased to turn into print books. It fucking sucks. And I’ve already said this before: it would be all the more beneficial to Viz if people had to buy the books to read Homestuck.

The flashes were never converted into anything but shitty blurred YouTube videos, I don’t even know if most of the games are still playable, and *I* was one of the people to point out the search function was randomly breaking the site, which led to the screencapped post. (You got an error trying to reach pages from google, and also from trying to search pages with the in-site engine. I still don’t fucking know what’s up with that.)

The unofficial HS collection is a community effort to emulate and preserve the way Homestuck was meant to be read before it got mishandled by a disinterested corpo board. Hussie isn’t a Viz manager and this isn’t the first time they’ve acknowledged the company’s fuck-ups - just recently a bunch of minor gifs and icons used in the comic were broken and they had those fixed. It’s kinda silly to act like we’re not watching an author with little control over their work wrestle with people who don’t care to keep it online in real time.

Anyway, go torrent the homestuck collection. It has a reward-unlocking system for new readers (it keeps extra content like paradox space out of sight until you reach the point where they were released in the story) all the music albums, track covers, and occasional composer commentary too. You can adjust the comic’s font, line spacing, site theme & play all the flashes in-app. There’s a bookmark function. It’s pretty good.

[rencephala-deactivated20210926]

your rose and roxy are angels if u ever feel inclined it would bring me joy to see them again

thank u <3 here they are as actual angels for funsies

[foreveriallyzombified]

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[foreveriallyzombified]

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. im come over.

[foreveriallyzombified]

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*i panic and rip your face off*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

[thenightling]

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

[foreveriallyzombified]

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

[ayuranslounge]

Oh dear. *clips your collar to a spare leash * a lost sub. Let's get this lil subby back to their dom.

[foreveriallyzombified]

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[hrtsuit]

Streaming Service Rant

[chemychems-deactivated20210407]

You could make this shorter by just going  “I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content”. Would save you a lot of time.

[amvs]

I’m a thief and refuse to pay for content and i encourage everyone else to do the same! Don’t be a little bitch like chemychems and jump aboard the ship, matey!

I Am Once Again Posting Web Lonks

https://soap2day.to/ tv + movies

https://twist.moe/ anime

http://mangakatana.com/ manga

https://libgen.is/ books (includes textbooks!)

https://gfxdrug.com/ https://shareae.com/after-effects-presets/ adobe shit

[meraki-sunset]

I wanted to play around puting Crow in diferent oufits.

i have this idea that after choosing his new name, he used the alchimizer to make a bunch of new clothes to fit his new identity as a bird hybrid and knight of time

[mitchthehatbitch]

Batter up!

[orangelemonart]

Majyyks

[dailyrosemary]

Okay, it’s not technically rosemary, I just found it in my old Likes and had to reblog it. I just get a lot of serotonin from Rose interacting with her mom before she was old enough for her feelings about their relationship to be more complicated.

[mitchthehatbitch]

[mitchthehatbitch]

wasnt really feeling it with my old witchsona so, revamped!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[stopaskingformykik]

There’s no way you’re prepared to hear the name

[mitchthehatbitch]

TOH SPOILERS

  so like...this makes me insanely happy tbh??? i love their dynamic sm?????

ill make better art when the stuffs actually aired n whatever

[lyril]

this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode

[bobo-the-part-time-clown]

i wonder if i could

hunt him for sport

[mitchthehatbitch]

i would talk about my system and stuff more but like, haha what if my family, the only people who dont know, found my tumblr and connected those dots.