Hello, everyone! My name is Victim, and I'm the co-owner of Rocketcorp! I use any pronouns!
...
Psst, it's your turn now.
Oh—! Hi everyone! My name is M—
...My—My name is M... M-Mitsi. Um. I'm Victim's g... g-girlfriend. ...She/her. Other pronouns are fine too.
...You okay, Mitts? You look a little sick.
She's probably just anxious. You know she's been having some problems with anxiety ever since we... found her. I'm sure she'll be fine in a moment, right Mitsi?
Right! I'm— I-I-I'm fine.
Great. Hey, internet. I'm Agent. They/he. Vic's bodyguard and best friend. And uh, Mitsi's too, obviously.
Send us asks or whatever.
Yep! Don't worry, we don't bite, heheh.
Ooc:
Last updated: 4/28/25
Asks to be completed: 7
Rules, trigger warnings, and more info under cut
Hey everyone!!! This is @cutecreachureblog / @cutecreachure :]
I go by Cricket (He/him, Xe/xem, Chirp/chrr, 🦗/🦗)
All the art is drawn by me, other than the header, which I found here.
I've had this story in mind for a while now, and it was originally going to be a very long three-part fanfic, from the alternating POV of these three. I realized, though, that it was a little out of my skill range, due to the amount of pre-planning required, so I figured I'd do something like this instead!
Other rp blogs may interact! I love the whole animation vs tumblr-verse, heheSuggestive asks are fine, but no outright nsfw.
Shipping is fine, but not with the younger characters, like the color gang and purple.
You can check my status on my main blog (the orange one), I try to keep it updated as best I can but I may forget sometimes lol
Basic DNI criteria, I am not at all opposed to blocking people on a whim.
TRIGGER WARNING: This story will delve into some dark topics, like abuse/torture, kidnapping, starvation, unethical medical experiments, etc. I may update these warnings as I think of them.
Agent sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. ...He didn't really have a nose, though, so he just sort of... rubbed his face.
You're in the Rocketcorp Technology Development Building, Subfloor 3, Server room 7. Which is a restricted area.
...Well, to be fair, the entire building is restricted. So, either go back to wherever you came from or you'll be sent there in a police car.
Sooooo I was in vc with my friends working on one of my most recent posts and we were making fun of Agent's bald head.
So we threw cheese on it. That's all.
Sooooo I was in vc with my friends working on one of my most recent posts and we were making fun of Agent's bald head.
So we threw cheese on it. That's all.
We found her a few weeks ago, alive. They survived the attack, but not unscathed, as you have seen. She was trapped in Newgrounds for quite a while, and that took a toll on her. However, now that she is back where she belongs, she is doing much better.
We're hoping that one day... she'll be back to her old self.
(Asking agent bc i think he's the most likely to answear honestly lol)
Is Mitsi going to therapy? You know... for her newgrounds attack trauma? If not, i think it's a good idea and you should offer it to her.
(And also to vic while we're at it, you saw what happens when mitsi's gone... they got ISSUES)
-🔶️
Yes, of course. Several times a week. I always accompany her.
...And yes, Vic does have attachment issues. They could use some therapy as well, to be honest. ...But they won't go unless it's with Mitsi. And Mitsi would rather go with me. Very stubborn, the both of them.
[You can hear the clacking of a keyboard as they type.]
hey, I wanted to apologize for my comment earlier. i didn't mean to imply that you were hurting your friend, nor that you were a danger in any way. I have bad experience with people getting hurt, so I was concerned about some observed behaviors.
(and, agent, if I could have a word privately to apologize directly to you for my accusations, i would appreciate it)
-a very sorry blackbird anon
@blackbird-anon
I... appreciate the apology. I realize that Mitsi may act different from how she was before the attack, but I assure you we are treating her with the most care possible. She will always be safe with us.
...Yeah, what they said.
Eloquent as always, Agent.
Oh, it's almost time for bingo night with the mercs, imma go grab Mittens. Once you're done with this, you wanna meet us there?
...I think I'll skip it, actually. I'm still recovering from last time.
You sure? We put a "No Biting" rule in place! Hazard even brought in a straightjacket this morning, he seemed excited to enforce it.
...I don't think even that will stop Ballista. Besides, I got some more asks here directed to me. I'll see you later.
Alright, if you're sure... Have fun!
Alright... let's get this over with.
[Agent is now alone. Any asks not directed towards them will be put on hold.]
Ooc: Sorry these asks are taking so long! I've been dealing with a bit of burnout due to my job and home life. I honestly love doing this, though, so I'll be trying my best to keep answering 'em, even if it's slowly!!! :D
Hello Mitsi your sooo awesome! :3 and I'm very happy to have the opportunity to meet you. my name is viridian and I run a ice cream parlor in town and I'd love it if you and Victim would stop by some time :)
Ohh, ice cream sounds amazing!! Hello, Viridian! We'd love to stop by! What do you think, Mittens? How about after dinner?
when you say that terrorist will be brought to justice, what exactly do you mean ?? as in, what do you plan to do to them ??
also, aren't you guys a tech company ? correct me if im wrong though, but how do you plan on capturing them ?
i know you mentioned patrols, but what exactly do those patrols involve ? :0
Well, it's rather simple. As the biggest tech company in the Outernet, we produce up to 90% of the military's weapons. With such a dangerous individual on the loose, we have partnered with them in order to finally bring this criminal to justice.
Agent here commands an elite task force with the sole purpose of taking down the terrorist, equipped with nothing but the latest and greatest Rocketcorp tech. They patrol the city every day, visiting places the terrorist was recently seen and doing exhaustive sweeps of each area. We have come into contact with them more than once, but have yet to capture them due to their superhuman abilities.
But I assure you, we will capture them, and once we do, they will be brought in for interrogation. We doubt that they are working for some sort of organization, but we cannot be sure.
After that, well. I doubt they will receive anything lighter than a life sentence.
