meowww

hello ^.^

[lanaloveydove]

like oh um… haha

[mergreze-art]

everytime I enter a fandom someone gets monstrified

[frownyalfred]

was anyone gonna tell me that Bruce Wayne met (and impressed) Aphrodite the literal goddess of love or was I supposed to find that out from r/Batman

(Wonder Woman #20)

[some-pers0n]

It kinda scares me that there's nepo baby fandomites who've never ventured outside of their massive 70k+ Ao3 fanfiction spaces and always have 20k fics of their yaoislop right at their finger tips

[some-pers0n]

Imagine with me for a moment what it's like to exist as a person who only reads MCU yaoi fanfiction. Or someone who is obsessed with Drarry or Wolfstar. To me, it's unfathomable. It's so alien. It's like peering into some great eternally unknowable eldritch horror and coming out of it frothing at the mouth and twitching on the floor

[some-pers0n]

Wretched and revolting on all accounts. How one can live like this I will never understand. I hesitate before even calling a ship with 3 fics a rarepair. How one can complain about only 5k fics is beyond any line of rationale

[sentennial]

awesomesauce

[figuraine]

carpet imprints

[stillnotsquashed]

Bruce Wayne has never been the sort of person to pull the 'do you know who I am card' (most of the time in doesn't even need to) but When Dick Grayson was in his peak chaos demon phase (about 9 years old) he used to scream that he was being kidnapped whenever Bruce tried to take him somewhere he didn't want to go. Like Bruce trying to take Dick to quickly stop off at the office after getting ice cream. Or Bruce insisting Dick go to the dentist.

And the people of Gotham take that stuff seriously. If a kid is screaming about being kidnapped, they're grabbing baseball bats and coming to that kid's aid. So Bruce was forced to start being like 'No, I'm Bruce Wayne. This is my ward. It was on the news. The courts said I could keep him and I stupidly thought that was a good idea'.

Bruce was only ever hit with baseball bats twice.

[l00106]

[galacticsabc]

part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

[reincao]

[elissagothicity]

Creating my new tag Bruce Wayne is a saint cause I genuinely believe he is a pure-hearted and kind angel with only good and beautiful intentions

[lovesick-joey]

feels bad seeing people make aus of canonically good characters you like as horrid people (I respect character studies) god it hurts (I approve of experimenting with stories and tropes) owowoawoow why (do whatever you want)

[frownyalfred]

Listennnnn, I need some Batfleck headcanons, please. Thank you 🫡

This man is too overhated :/ I still think he was an amazing Bruce (and Batman), and I wish we had seen more of him. Dare I say, Jeremy Irons' Alfred is one of my favorite interpretations ever. Loved him in BvS. Specially scenes with him and Bruce.

Started going grey at 32

He and Alfred jog around the Manor property together for exercise

He’s a functional alcoholic but only in between his cases / big missions. Otherwise he’s 100% sober for peak physical performance.

The kind of Batman who beat up criminals for even looking at Robin, much less making a joke about hurting him.

Darker, grittier and more pessimistic even before he lost Robin. He didn’t trust anyone beyond Alfred, and it took years for him to warm up to Robin (Dick or Jason, depends on if you go off Snyder lol)

Every single inch of property and every cent he owns goes to Alfred immediately upon his death. This is an expectation, not a worse case scenario.

Most of his failsafes are a complex series of satellite uploads and then explosives. Soooooo many explosives under that lake.

Sustains on an insane amount of calories per day (see my protein post)

So big/massive that the Bane matchup in this universe was much more balanced (he didn’t get his back broken but absolutely got beaten up)

On that note: breaking his bones doesn’t stop him, it just makes him more angry (this is a man who pulled a knife out of his own rotator cuff to stab someone with)

GCPD doesn’t just fear him because they’re corrupt, they fear his brand (he has a bad habit of branding cops who betray innocents right in the face)

Once spent ten or so days pit fighting in the Narrows for intel and actually won minor fame as a brawler

Alfred has slapped him awake on more than one occasion so that Bruce can help move himself (he weighs too much for Alfred to even try moving)

Alfred never left him or the lake house because he made a promise to Martha that he would always watch over Bruce

Jim Gordon respects and fears him in equal amounts. He watched what happened after Robin’s death and just shook his head.

The acid burn on his shoulder is from the Joker taunting him for being too pretty after unmasking him and threatening to burn his face off.

[audible-smiles]

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

[maja-paja]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[lovesick-joey]

drawinh is so much fun