We Are Number One

I like a lot of things and would love to rant to you about all of them. Current TV Obsession: Castle Rock; Current Anime Obsession: My Hero Academia

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

[aresmarked]

[Content ID: three quarantined musicians play the Mii theme, primarily with bottles, and slapping each other.]

[smallbaby-cat]

Im ded lmao

[insomniac-arrest]

Reviewing 1950s Nuclear Family Barbecuing Art

Notice how the wife is in the background waving for help before she plans to toss her son into the river, she wishes the husband would look at her, but the husband only cares for MEAT– pay attention to these themes for they will show up later.

wife is still in the background and MEAT is still in the foreground, but she is happy this time in her virginal white dress and all is right with the world. There son has yet to be tossed into the river.

TWO children now with a girl child learning to dispense not only MEAT but alcohol, the wife is in the background, but her smile is frozen and stiff on her face. She knows what the raggedy anne doll at the bottom knows.

everyone is so fucking HYPED for this new meat STICK– no longer limited to the round, finite circle. The father is the most excited of all. Watch as friend Tommy enters the scene from the background and the wife is now wearing pink instead of white. She will never return to her perfect unknowing ways.

1950s gay fucking panic. the circular meat is burning. the wife is wearing red. Jimmy and Tommy are going to go on a “fishing trip” and he won’t look her in the eye when they return. The other wife in white lives in ignorance, but not for long as DOUBT enters her expression.

the wife has finally taken center stage. She sets the table without looking at her husband who stands guiltily with his weird magic stick in the background. The daughter rushes away from her brother who has emerged from the river to hover across the ground and seek vengeance.

They are a broken family with only MEAT in the center left to remain.

[insomniac-arrest]

being a fine arts student isn’t so hard.

[superattacku]

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

[thechubbynerd]

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

[effyoutrav]

give him anything he wants

[lullychi]

This video is serotonine fuel

[captainclickycat]

Hurt/comfort

[genustoys]

an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

[nhilafae-moved]

someone please tell me what genre of music this is its all i want to listen to for the rest of my life

[antidevelopment]

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[mikkeneko]

the whump fan’s dilemma

[mikkeneko]

the notes on this post really do paint a picture of the psychology of fans, don’t they

[rogueofcrows]

[karijote]

[fixyourwritinghabits]

I reblogged one of these but this one is even better.

[fire-fira]

Here’s your reminder that the US doesn’t have an official language.

[cheese24k]

I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator

[charisma-savingthrow-deactivate]

It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.

[piercingsandink]

Crying

[theimaginator-omniworld]

*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”

*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”

[moonykins]

Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.

[the19thduckpotato]

hitting that reblog button again because y’all NEED TO SEE THEEEEESE heheheheheh

[reapercollection]

Pin-up style super heroes by David Talaski-Brown

https://www.instagram.com/davidtalaskidraws/

[ruinedchildhood]

[asherlywk]

THIS IS THE WAY

[noraspancakes]

THIS IS THE WAY

[prismatica-the-strange]

THIS IS THE WAY

[hkassel117]

THIS IS THE WAY

[thebootydiaries]

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I made this long-ish comic about my favorite urban legend. I remember hearing this story on camping trips as a kid and it always stuck with me.

[lobster-mobster-aq]

Adam Tots seems to have two modes.

Ha ha, what a funny goofy comic!

Dread.

[memesandlaughs]

[socialistexan]

Boomer: Classicalism (man vs man)

Millennials: Modernism (man vs self)

Gen Z: Postmodernism (man vs reality)

[femur-theif]

As a gen z person the cheese stick hath returned has me on the brink of hysterical laughter

[lesbianrey]

wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

reincarnation <3

[koth-harvest-final]

without context this post is literally completely incomprehensible

[sketchdeath]

whippet

[biglawbear]

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

[the-moonlight-witch]

This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

[the-chaos-goblin-child]

What anime is this, I need to watch it

[lux-in-the-night]

gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun