Take it Sleazy

I see you've found my blog congrats you're going to like it here i can tell, I post shite that will make you laugh your mothertrucking arse off(gotta keep it kid friendly up in this beotch) and sometimes shite'll get serious and make you wanna cry or reflect on your life perhaps. i am of the male gender. I'm old enough to vote. i am a citizen of the US of A. i am a fan of Star Wars, LOTR, MLP, Sherlock and a bunch of other awesome crap. i am also a huge gamer, xbox and pc, mostly xbox though. well i hope you enjoy my blog try not to have too much fun. Take it sleazy everyone

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

i fukcing hate this show

[sugarkillsall]

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

[partlysmith]

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

[2002-honda-crv]

[paulthebukkit]

Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

[xenablade]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Jimmy Neutron Hood Genius

[cybereihino-deactivated-deactiv]

THIS SHIT WAS LIT AF

[pettywap9308]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE LET THESE KIDS MAKE A FULL LENGTH MOVIE!!

[lesbian-toddhoward]

:D

[deus-est-bae-deactivated2018120]

speeding sand dollar

[eif1e]

i love her

[porterr-robinson]

[imsoshive]

If video game characters lived together

[alovesupremeee-deactivated20210]

What did I just watch.lol

[feistyfrank]

[cockandpokeballs]

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise

[catpacks-deactivated20240223]

[confessionsofacarefreeblackman]

YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER

[eligahn-deactivated20131014]

Yoooo..lol

[jenn-n-juiice-deactivated201602]

LMFAO 

[itsthelesbiana]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud 

[adsjkcourt]

LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr”  ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .

[tay-the-creator]

I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀

[tranquillust]

I think about this video so much

[ihaveemotionalmotionsickness]

[biggyman]

Dont mind if i do

[meatpower]

[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[gunsandfireandshit]

According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao

[ssalmonn]

the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema

[lolchat]

WHAT DID ZIM SAY???

[lolchat]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

she said

[wardisahi-deactivated20250625]

ANIMATED MOVIES TURNED/TURNING 20 YEARS IN 2020

The Tigger Movie (February 11th, 2000)

An Extremely Goofy Movie (February 29th, 2000)

The Road to El Dorado (March 31st, 2000)

Dinosaur (May 19th, 2000)

Titan A.E. (June 16th, 2000)

Chicken Run (June 21st, 2000)

Pokemon 3: The Movie (July 8th, 2000)

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (September 19th, 2000)

Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (October 3rd, 2000)

Help! I’m A Fish (October 6th, 2000)

Joseph: King of Dreams (November 7th, 2000)

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (November 17th, 2000)

The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire (December 5th, 2000)

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (December 12th, 2000)

The Emperor’s New Groove (December 15th, 2000)

Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns (December 30th, 2000)

[wingnightcd]

You telling me these all came out in the same year? We were fucking spoiled.

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[pbd]

cursed notes

[armorbird-archive]

PLEAS IM BEGGI

[gabsy]

[toadschooled]

A Colorado river toad [Bufo alvarius] seriously underestimates his girth. [x]

[frawgs]

look at his little ass

[gorps]

[stream]

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose