no jane austen character has filled me with rage and revulsion the way john fucking thorpe does dear god like i know that guy he cornered me at a party once sky-high on cocaine and made me listen to him describe the entire plot of the odyssey and when i pointed out he’d gotten some pretty important details wrong he called his sister over and she told me i was the “sweetest thing [she’d] ever seen” then spilled her drink on my dress on purpose
















