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[hellenhighwater]

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

[o-v-e-r-w-h-e-l-m-e-d]

I recently learnt that executive dysfunction can be broken down into two main categories: anxiety that your attempt won't be satisfactory, or confusion about where to start or how to break it down into steps. As much as we feel bad about it, it's extremely important to remember that it is NOT laziness and we in fact shouldn't feel bad.

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

hey reblog this instead

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[primarybufferpanel]

May we live in very uninteresting times

[mousathe14]

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

[adampvrrish]

not to talk about doctor who but remember being a lonely depressed teenager and hearing him say '900 years of time and space and i've never met anyone who wasn't important'

[logarto]

this is making me HOWL

[caturday]

Cat Terrorizing a Doll House

[memewhore]

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[itchiez-deactivated20221227]

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

[astrobro]

Boys who precum a lot are so blessed. I’m jealous

[lydiabrbpooping]

[lydiabrbpooping]

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

[yardsards]

you know those annoying comments that are like "sound ON" yeah this video is the opposite of that

[secretsunkept]

I watched it without sound the 1st time & was super confused. Then I turned on the sound & could barely finish I was dying 😂😂

[nicolezaridze]

yellow apples deserve better

[itxylopez]

[secretsunkept]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[champagnemoon]

It being revealed that Spotify got the whole idea for Wrapped from a black intern who received no credit is really a good example of internships being the scam of the century

[bakwaaas]

the idea of being married is so weird like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and then there’s just some guy there??

[chikkou]

[weevildead]

[kaijuno]

[cloacatak]

Fart grenade

[kaijuno]

thats the best response and is now the name of this dish

[xtec]

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

[xtec]

I'm gonna roll your head if you keep asking questions you fuckin square

[ark-blocks]

:)